If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Bonewood]

I would eat your head... But then you would get mad & stab me

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Is lurking in a bush outside of Tizzy's door.
Remember: it's not stalking. It's caring*

 

[karcentric]

Hey... HEY! Get off my property!

*throws toy cars at Nantucket*

We need a map for this street.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Oh, excuse me for a second.. *grabs eBotDZ* WHIRLWIND TIME MUTHA F*CKA!

 

[yuval152]

Blue cat! I must disgustingly and painfully dissect him.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Mmm pure Taco

*drool*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

We'll go and explore the town's bank

Nothing suspicious at all, three guys in dress shirts and a taco in medieval armor

Totally normal

 

[mParadox]

Indeed.

What with Halloween coming ever so closer. :3

 

[xmbts]

*Kidnaps*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*shudders and faints*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Holds out a sweet tin with razor blades*

 

[karcentric]

Are you are door to door salesman? Oh and your selling doors! Mine works fine thanks.

*closes door carefully*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

He's back! *Meteor + Frozen Orb combo*

 

[mParadox]

[sub]I'm being kidnapped by an incredibly attractive person. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! I didn't ask for this![/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That smile is unsettling.... What are you doing here? O.O

 

[mParadox]

Oh me? I'm being kidnapped by an exceptionally attractive person.

You?

 

[neoontime]

Hi paradox, I think you're close enough to senpai so this might work.
*Eviscerates*
Yay, he's sure to notice me now.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*sends pumpkin golems to tear apart*