If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Opens door and numerous zoo animals trample you*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Ask her why she has all that rope and dynamite...

I'm distrustful of things involving huge explosions! D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You seem to be busy, come back later Taco Warrior.

 

[karcentric]

I really hope that big bird doesn't crap on my lawn...

 

[mParadox]

*pats head* Silly scarlet person. Don't be so angry. Yet.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Looking fabulous today, again.

 

[Kae]

Sorry I've got no interest on buying pumpkins *closes door*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Would you like some evil pumpkin toast?

 

[Kae]

What?! Wait how did you get inside?
Never mind...

Uh... I guess it couldn't hurt, OK

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Just stares silently*

 

[neoontime]

*Stares silently*
Hmm, how can I make you beautiful...
Duh, I know
*slice*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*pulls out shotgun and shoots in the head*

STOP SLICING PEOPLE!

 

[yuval152]

I...er.... want some cookies?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Slams door on tail*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Never bring a knife to a gunfight...

BUT I HAVE A SWORD!

Bought it at a Renaissance festival

 

[neoontime]

You all will never match the precision of my flick-blade!
[HEADING=2]*slice*[/HEADING]

 

[Kae]

Uhm... Close the door immediately and call the police or @Nantucket the cowboy may know what to do.

 

[Bonewood]

Give him a quest to pick up some pizza
Your Reward will be XP & the Honour of watching me eat said pizza
(which is more rewarding than any gold)