If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Ruedyn]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That is exactly why there was no greeting.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I would invite you in but I'm afraid Chris Hansen will appear in my kitchen.

 

[Ruedyn]

There will be no hospice until you finish your duel!

 

[neoontime]

WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR HAIR?!

 

[Ruedyn]

Anime. Anime happened.

 

[White Lightning]

Make fun of your stupid hair and close the door.

 

[sb666]

*slaps for making fun of Death the Kid*

 

[xmbts]

*Resumes target practice*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*You drop through the trap door under my welcome matt*

 

[Kae]

*Slaps twice then closes door*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Were you attacked by a stray leaf?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm guessing you were to big to gift-wrap...

 

[neoontime]

What!? It's just a taco now!
Nom nom nom.

 

[White Lightning]

Probably nothing.

 

[LynxParadox]

Are you the new mailman...or is someone doing some crazy rituals and summoning demons and stuff again?

 

[neoontime]

I would pound their face into the floor and welcome them in!

 

[Kae]

So it has come to this...
Get ready for the dance-off!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't dance.