If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[PsychicTaco115]

Give him a candy cane

Then GTFO of there

 

[karcentric]

GET OFF MY ROOF!

*throws stones at Taco*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Dragon with your skin so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

 

[neoontime]

Umm...should I call the police or something...
*goes inside, locks doors and shuts blinds*

 

[neoontime]

Emm, well thanks for the offer but... umm, I should do it myself cause I'd feel too in debt to you...IDK, you're too nice for the offer but...IDK... I should figure it myself so it's not trouble to you. Um, thanks anyway.....

 

[sb666]

No sexy :C

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

NOT TOO LAZY ANYMORE

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You sir were ninja'd and didn't notice it. Go and be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'd treat his Ninja wounds.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'd invite him inside and get him a drink.

 

[Generalissimo]

a screaming christmas skeleton? COME ON INSIDE AND HAVE SOME SHERRY WITH US

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A screaming Stephen Colbert? Not sure if to let in or not...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

When did a Chinese festival start outside my place?

But you can come on in, no problem at all!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Japanese, actually.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*pets*

Dammit! I need a cat...

 

[LynxParadox]

y u here? there's no pokemon here!

 

[White Lightning]

Tell it to leave.