If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[karcentric]

I'll pay you 55 cents and a lump of coal to sweep the entire porch.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A lump of coal? Deal.

 

[overRed]

I'll raise you a canary, if you sweep mine first.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Punch that grin

Only Taco Stark can pull that smile off!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

But Taco Stark had no mouth!

 

[Epicspoon]

Ask her if she wants to try riding MY magic broom for a change.

 

[Kae]

Slap him for saying innuendos, that's like Sacman's job, I think, maybe, probably.

 

[Epicspoon]

Slap him for saying innuendos, that's like Sacman's job, I think, maybe, probably.

That wasn't my avatar, that was me. try again.

in any event.

I would steal his gloves.

 

[karcentric]

Take his glasses and hold them out of reach.

 

[neoontime]

Sharpen my knives with his body and then let him go.

 

[Euryalus]

Lions and tigers and Drop bears oh my!

 

[Epicspoon]

Offer him a snack then toss a grenade into his mouth when he goes to eat it.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Give him some propane for FREE!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Take his taco shield to the face, probably.

 

[sb666]

Laugh then shut the door.

 

[Epicspoon]

Scream then shut the door.

 

[neoontime]

I don't wish to buy propane...please don't kill me.

 

[karcentric]

Did you guys escape from the zoo or a circus or something?

 

[sb666]

Did you escape from hell?

 

[karcentric]

Yes, would like an express pass to visit it?

I'm assuming that's a zombie, so I'll close my door in a orderly fashion and lock it.