If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[RedDeadFred]

Hmm. There's a statue at my door. Must be a present! I'll put you in my living room next to the piano. I hope you don't mind being decorated for the various holidays of the year!

 

[Doc Gnosis]

If this is about the latest magic trick you're selling, you'd have to spend an extra fifteen minutes to make sure it's foolproof. My friends tend to look for the strings.

 

[Malpraxis]

Oh, another one of my usual patients. Care for some tea while you wait?.

 

[Elfgore]

Get off my lawn ya damn religious spreading bastard!!!!!

 

[Malbourne]

Well you look like a fun person to be around! Why don't we talk about the things we like without any sort of emotional triggers or risk of impalement?

 

[Kae]

Why's there a wall with TV in front of my house?

 

[Elfgore]

Hey look! A perfectly nice young girl... oh God those are guns!

 

[kailus13]

She seems perfectly nice. I'm sure she's not going to kill me in any way.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Your eyes.... th-they're huge!

*Screams*
*Slams door in face*

 

[Twintix]

...Isn't Halloween two months away?

Uwah, are those real swor-*ded*

 

[Twintix]

...I'm very lonely and you're the only one who speaks to me.

 

[SirDerpy]

Why hello-

What are you doing with your hands?

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...Why are you at my front door?

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Here's some money, never come back again please.

 

[Elfgore]

Why's your hand in your shirt? *gasp* Are you going to flash me?! Awesome!!! I mean, no... don't...

 

[Elfgore]

Ma'am, please do not threaten me at my own home.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Um... UM... Hi?

 

[The Squid King]

*Looks confused as to why someone is dancing without music at my doorstep*

*shrugs*

*joins in*

Edit: Ninja'd - Reaction to person who beat me
Throws wallet and runs away

 

[Rabbitboy]

Call the nearby Zoo
Edit: close the door and call the police

 

[Barbas]

*JonTron FBI scream*.

 

[Twintix]

Who put this statue on my doorstep?

Though, it's kinda cool...

>_>

<_<

*brings it inside*

 

[Elfgore]

What's that symbol you're making with your fingers? Oh God, you must be a member of the Illuminati!