If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Dragonbums]

I give I give! I'll tell you all the info you need to know! Just please don't turn me into a living pin cushion!

 

[Elfgore]

My, that's quite the fancy hat you got there, Dragon. Please don't eat me.

 

[Elfgore]

Why are three middle schoolers at my door in helmets? Well, not the weirdest thing to pop through this door.

 

[Twintix]

Oh, hello, miss. What can I do for you?

...Miss? Are you alright?

...Please don't hurt me...

 

[kailus13]

If you don't stop dancing you won't fit through the door. No? Suit yourself.

 

[Elfgore]

Well aren't you an adorable sourpuss. *hugs*

 

[Rabbitboy]

I didn't hear that could you say that again?

 

[Elfgore]

*grabs hammer* Die spawn of Satan!!!!!!

 

[xmbts]

Well that's going to stop right now.

 

[Elfgore]

Immediately shuts door, grabs, nearest weapon, and calls the police.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Fuck those little shitheads always ringing the b- Whaa! where did you come from?!

 

[Barbas]

The delicious rabbits went that-a-way!

 

[SirDerpy]

Are you KGB?

I is KGB too! Hail Mother Russia!

*slams door*

 

[Rabbitboy]

You have red eyes. Vampire!

*Runs to the kitchen to get garlic.*

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Make myself some rabbit stew

 

[Barbas]

Yes, I will dial A for Anarchy. You have told me this before.

 

[Twintix]

...Is that blood or raspberry jam? Are you here to sell me some jam?

Because I'm all out. You came at the right time.

 

[Kae]

Huh... I've got a gun...

 

[Rabbitboy]

Damn, you are dirty. *Washes the dirt away with a garden hose.*