If aliens visit earth

[Gerazzi]

I'd do absolutely nothing.
I'm fifteen- I don't get a say in the government and I think it'd be a bad idea to shoot my .22 into the air wildly.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

i love all the mars attacks refrances

 

[The Kangaroo]

I'd do absolutely nothing.
I'm fifteen- I don't get a say in the government and I think it'd be a bad idea to shoot my .22 into the air wildly.

Yeah you'll get put on timeout

 

[sidhe3141]

1) Grab a video camera.
2) Alter footage.
3) Wait for Illuminati coverup.
4) Produce most realistic alien movie ever.

 

[The87Italians]

Load up and watch the news and wait for the attack.

 

[George Palmer]

watch cautiously. from a great distance. let them make the first move. if its all good then there will be plenty of cancer cures to go around before they start eating people.

Is that a Twilight Zone reference?

Nope. Its a "V" reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(The_Original_Miniseries)

 

[Queen Michael]

Go and buy all the comics I can get. If I die want to have a good time before.

 

[AvsJoe]

Stay glued to CNN all week watching the events unfold.

 

[oneniesteledain]

watch cautiously. from a great distance. let them make the first move. if its all good then there will be plenty of cancer cures to go around before they start eating people.

Is that a Twilight Zone reference?

Nope. Its a "V" reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(The_Original_Miniseries)

Oh. There an old Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man" in which these seemingly benevolent aliens come to Earth, bringing good things, but they secretly are eating people.

 

[Dioxide20]

I will send in Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones

lol the two saviors of the earth.

And while we are at it, why not send all the politicians instead of the army to go meet them for the first time. We being saving the lives of those who matter and eliminate those who don't, YAY!!!!

 

[Spaghetti]

I think I'd finish my sandwich. Then I'd strole around London singing "The Spirit of Man". And if that didn't work, I'd sneeze on them, surley that would solve the problem?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'd just see what they do.
1) If they have intent to exterminate or enslave humanity, I'm just gonna go down fighting.
2) If they come in peace, I'm gonna see how long that lasts.

 

[somekindarobot]

watch cautiously. from a great distance. let them make the first move. if its all good then there will be plenty of cancer cures to go around before they start eating people.

Is that a Twilight Zone reference?

Nope. Its a "V" reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(The_Original_Miniseries)

Oh. There an old Twilight Zone episode called "To Serve Man" in which these seemingly benevolent aliens come to Earth, bringing good things, but they secretly are eating people.

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

Anyways, I'd probably huddle into a heap and cry, truly the universal sign for, "oh god, please take anything, just don't hurt me!" Even the most bloodthirsty of cultures will leave you alone out of a mixture of disgust and pity. You'd be surprised how often I use this technique to solve my problems.

 

[Meado]

Try to figure out how we're going to explain fashion without sounding like "duh, pretty colours make us pretty".

 

[Jedoro]

Purchase an HK MR556, a red dot sight, and prepare for a fight in case they attack us while talking to the government.

 

[data_not_found]

Get me some sweet alien poontang!

Ooooh yeah!

Oh and uh... get cures for cancer and... stuff...

 

[Mrsoupcup]

I would prepare a missle loaded with the common cold. Germ warfare FTW!

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Get me some sweet alien poontang!

Ooooh yeah!

Oh and uh... get cures for cancer and... stuff...

That isn't an Alien. Its just
She-Hulk. (Seriously)

 

[Spudgun Man]

Like every other cynical brit I would simply say.

'Meh not my problem.'

 

[rintasja]

I'll assume they're here to take back the scientologists