If Anime Cliches Happened In The Real World

[Starik20X6]

Blacksmiths become the most sought after tradesmen as every person on the planet attempts to get a sword for themselves. This also puts tremendous strain on the world's metal supply, with companies unable to keep up with the demand for swords the size of aircraft carriers.

On an unrelated note, curly hair no longer exists.

 

[Binkan]

Japan seem to have everything aswell Space elevators giant lazors monsters and what not and that special friend that gets drop kicked and flies through the hallways and hits everything and ends up in very weird and painful poses...

 

[DarklordKyo]

Death by boner on a massive scale, with the method of death being geyser-level nosebleeds.

 

[themilo504]

wow I didn?t even know that most of those clichés existed.

Isn?t rape being okay if it?s female on male a disturbingly common trope in the west too?S

since I?m dutch and most of the giant robot and alien stuff happens in japan i also don?t go to high school so I?m guessing my life would mostly be the same although there is a possibilities that anime Netherlands consists entirely of windmills tulip farms polders dams and Amsterdam where everybody takes lots of drugs and has tons of sex.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The world agrees that Japan must be nuked into oblivion to stop the rampant and bizarre changes in reality caused by anime.

 

[shadyh8er]

Blushing will take the form of pink ovals on each cheek.

People going wide-eyed will be temporarily blinded for their pupils and irises will disappear.

Also, people you don't know nor have heard from will, without your permission, romantically pair you with everyone you so much as glance at in a friendly manner. Your sexual orientation is irrelevant.

Ramen carts would replace hot dog stands.

Everyone will have gone to the beach at least once in their life.

 

[jibjab963]

The most common cause of death in males would be blood loss from small cuts or from nose bleeds.

All of the world's women would either have huge bust or be flat.

Every school would have an exchange student who would be a robot/angel/monster/demon/alien/ect that would fall in love with the nerdiest/dumbest kid that has a good heart in the school.

And every family member/friend/fellow employee would have a dark secret.

 

[Sheo_Dagana]

1) People will constantly pass out from any mild fever, preferably in front of a love interest that is about to yell at them.

2) Every war will be fought by adults, but won by teenagers, and preferably teenagers that control giant robots.

3) Every 'nice guy' out there will be surrounded by 3-5 women who all have a thing for him, each of whom have a vastly different, yet stereotypical (and ultimately shallow) personality. Most likely one will be a tomboyish childhood friend, one a new beauty in town whom the guy falls for instantly, another will be an atrociously mean spirited person with a sensitive side, with yet another being incredibly ditzy but with Huge Tracks of Land, and at likely one more who's mature and stern. At least one of these girls will look like she's eleven years old, but actually be twenty so that it's totally cool when guys end up in sexually suggestive situations with them.

4) Women will be treated like objects even more than they already are.

5) Most conversations between the opposite sex will end with the woman screaming at the man and then running away, usually in heels, while the man dumbly stands there, despite being able to easily out run her.

6) Every girl living in an all-girls school will be a lesbian. Every single one, without exception.

 

[Plasmadamage]

1. Any teenager will become completely unable to recognise when a potential love interest is flirting with them, regardless of gender, age and situation

2. If super powers are involved, then the weakest and most ineffectual person in a group will have the most powerful gift. This will apparently go unnoticed by their more competent friends. It is also probable that said person will at some point be kidnapped by the villain, despite being able to free themselves with their power at any time. (F**k you Orihime)

3. Death will be an inconvenience at worst, and a free powerup at best

4. Angst riddled teenagers will be coerced by the government into piloting giant mechs in order to save mankind. Not one of them will acknowledge exactly how cool this is.

5. Teenage boys will be admitted into all-girl schools with incredible regularity. They will remain completely oblivious to the advances of the entire student body.

6. Embarrassed girls will temporarily achieve superhuman strength and reflexes.


Finaly, Son Goku will be worshiped as the highest point of evolution.

 

[MrHide-Patten]

any one male will have at least 5 females lusting after him at any one time

And he will never make up on his on which one to get serious with, at least not before he samples them all.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

At war one person armed with a samurai sword would be able to take out a 50 armed with assalt rifles and some times a tank.

Most 10 year old girls would look awkwardly sexualised.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

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In fact, if we were to consider hentai cliches here as well, then the rape rate would be off the charts. No woman would be safe, and the world woud be full of evil, perverted douchebags with infinite stamina and semen, in addition to the superpower-ed teens destroying the world.

you kidding me? rape wouldn't be charted because they'd secretly enjoy and not report the crime.

or do we watch different shows? >.>

 

[Auron225]

CEO's of major companies will all be teenagers, possibly still in high school. Same with army commanders, etc.

EDIT: Also, nosebleed = gallons of blood firing from your nostrils with the same pressure as a power-hose. Enough to propel you backwards through the air.

If you are a female and you become extremely angry, your eyes may ignite due to your rage. Don't worry though, this will not cause any damage whatsoever and nobody will question or even acknowledge it. Your hair may also rise.

 

[nukethetuna]

I expected that you'd make this thread... LITTLE BROTHER.

 

[jhoroz]

Boys will have the infinite supply of Deus Ex Machina to overcome any obstacle they face simply through the sheer will of their determination or "spiral power" or whatever other bullshit.

 

[Terramax]

Republicans would have a reason to hate gays

I actually LOL'd.

 

[Mid Boss]

- Your school will have a uniform. Though you will be free to accessorize, wear something over or under it, in any way you wish.... completely negating the purpose of school uniforms.

- The only socially acceptable way for a women to enter any argument between two men will be to throw her body between them and cry. This will happen in EVERY argument and will grow so annoying that men will never argue and become balls of pent up rage.

- Women will be encouraged to join the military, but only on a very temporary basis, as all women warriors get one moment when they're epic but become completely helpless immediately after for the rest of their lives.