If consoles were actually people, what kind of people would they be?

[SUPA FRANKY]

This can be applied to any console you can think of. From the Atari to the Big 3. Anyway, you describe the person, and state their strengths and their faults, much like all consoles have. Also, the strengths an faults have to be similar to the consoles their based of of. Don't make shit up, please.

The Gamecube: An army veteran that is skilled in almost every form of martial arts you can name( Based of how hard it is to actually break a game cube). Knows how to get out of any situation. He is also a writer, as he has several unique novels under his belt(All the unique games the game cube has). His main fault is his quiet nature, as relationships with others are not what he is keen on, compared to his elder brothers.( Based on how the gamecube wasn't really too big a seller as his Predecessors and competition.)

The PS2: An Einstein who is notable in various facts. He knows shit that would make NASA go WTF? (Based on the sheer amount of games it has). His faults are his frailness ( Based on how PS2s are very fragile pieces of hardware) and touret syndrome ( based on the amount of games that PS2 still manages to shit out of his ass after a decade of button mashing)

The Xbox 360: An old business tycoon. Is in run with several companies that have been prosperous ( Based on how the 360 has a goo number of financially successful titles). His main faults, if one can really call one that is his heart disease. His entire body tends to shut down if a particular medicine is not consumes ( Based on the 360's Failure rate), and his unhealthy obsession with cash ( Based on how pretty much anything that is under the 360's belt has a price tag on it.)

 

[Deviltongue]

The Wii would be a little girl who every once in a while says something that is way above her age level and therefore badass and funny.

The PS3 would be an elitist hipster, who thinks he's better than everyone because he listens to alternative bands from japan and dresses in shiny black clothing. He refuses to acknowledge the fact that Xbox 360 keeps stealing his girlfriends.

The Xbox 360 would be a frat boy douche who thinks he can go pro because he plays football behind the frathouse with his(Brothers). He constantly steals PS3's girlfriends because he finds it hilarious. He secretly watches Anime and plays obscure japanese games when he thinks no one is around. Every once in a while though, he randomly drops dead and is replaced by an identical version so that no one will notice.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

The Wii would be a little girl who every once in a while says something that is way above her age level and therefore badass and funny.

The PS3 would be an elitist hipster, who thinks he's better than everyone because he listens to alternative bands from japan and dresses in shiny black clothing. He refuses to acknowledge the fact that Xbox 360 keeps stealing his girlfriends.

The Xbox 360 would be a frat boy douche who thinks he can go pro because he plays football behind the frathouse with his(Brothers). He constantly steals PS3's girlfriends because he finds it hilarious. He secretly watches Anime and plays obscure japanese games when he thinks no one is around. Every once in a while though, he randomly drops dead and is replaced by an identical version so that no one will notice.

Threads over... move along.

Although I personally thought of the Wii as more the shortbus, drooler type.

 

[Snotnarok]

360- an annoying fratboy with constant heart problems
PS3- a guy with a learning problem
Wii- a 10 year old kid with parkinsons and a vision problem

That's the super negative perspective on all 3 systems

Great systems, not good friends

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

The Wii would be a little girl who every once in a while says something that is way above her age level and therefore badass and funny.

The PS3 would be an elitist hipster, who thinks he's better than everyone because he listens to alternative bands from japan and dresses in shiny black clothing. He refuses to acknowledge the fact that Xbox 360 keeps stealing his girlfriends.

The Xbox 360 would be a frat boy douche who thinks he can go pro because he plays football behind the frathouse with his(Brothers). He constantly steals PS3's girlfriends because he finds it hilarious. He secretly watches Anime and plays obscure japanese games when he thinks no one is around. Every once in a while though, he randomly drops dead and is replaced by an identical version so that no one will notice.

This pretty much covers it.

The Wii would be a little girl who every once in a while says something that is way above her age level and therefore badass and funny.

The PS3 would be an elitist hipster, who thinks he's better than everyone because he listens to alternative bands from japan and dresses in shiny black clothing. He refuses to acknowledge the fact that Xbox 360 keeps stealing his girlfriends.

The Xbox 360 would be a frat boy douche who thinks he can go pro because he plays football behind the frathouse with his(Brothers). He constantly steals PS3's girlfriends because he finds it hilarious. He secretly watches Anime and plays obscure japanese games when he thinks no one is around. Every once in a while though, he randomly drops dead and is replaced by an identical version so that no one will notice.

Threads over... move along.

Although I personally thought of the Wii as more the shortbus, drooler type.

Didn't I say that we are not limited to the big 3? The NES, Atari, N64, can be sued too.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

The 360 would be that one guy in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

"I'm not dead!"

The wii would be one of those guys who rape girls on subway trains.

and the PS3 would have this social network which fucks will all your saved games, downloaded content, themes, and stops you from playing games with trophies.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The DS is the little kid who is extremely popular with everyone and the PSP is the ineffectual loner who deep down just wants to be loved.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I'll do only the consoles I own.

The PlayStation is a tiny bruiser, able to run for ever and ever, and survive knock shtat would put down Mike Tyson. In short, a small but compact linebacker (my decade old PS still works perfectly)

The PS2 is a slow but dependable old movie buff, with a penchant for the old school. It doesn't have the knowledge to discuss anything really advanced, but it can always get up a good wind and talk for hours. (Again, my PS2 is a broken down old thing, but still works just fine)

The XBox is sadly missed

The XBox 360 is in fact its own second cousin after his more famous brother died. He's kindof a rock star, always able to put on a good show, with all the lights, music and action of back in the old days, but sometimes it does take its toll and it needs a little time to recuperate.

The Gameboy colour is an ancient old man who only knows about four stories, but he still tells them perfectly every time, and is still in wonderful physical condition. (James Bond, Pokemon Blue, Pokemon Yellow, Pokemon Red)

 

[Theron Julius]

Wii is the small child who everyone find uncomfortable to talk to unless they themselves are children

PS3 is the eccentric millionaire who is above most people. He doesn't have much to show for himself, despite his wealth. He's pretty reliable, but he doesn't many friends.

360 is the guy everyone can relate to and have fun with. Unfortunately, he has a strange disease that causes spontaneous death. Upon death he is mourned greatly, but is quickly replaced by one of his brothers, who suspiciously look exactly like him.

 

[laststandman]

The original Xbox would be that kid who you only hung out with because he had light-up shoes and the coolest toys. The light-up shoes are Halo, and the coolest toys=xbox live

 

[LeonLethality]

Sega Dreamcast: that really cool guy in the back of the classroom that nobody paid attention to so he eventually moved away and the friends he did have were ever so sad.

 

[mrx19869]

PSP- sits in the corner just wanting to be touched

xbox360- like a rockstar, party hardy, but dead in the morning

PS3- dies from methane poising cause it enjoys the smell of its own farts

Wii- wants to be like all the big boys, but its slightly retarded, and wants people to take it serious.

 

[Stuffit53]

Don't know if you could count it as a console but the Amiga is like a senile grandad. Can't think straight and complains and yells any time you try and interact with them (prone to crashing and loud floppy drive) but there are still glimpses of the fun and smartness that was once there when they were younger (I still had fun playing on it when all my friends had playstations)

 

[The Warden]

DS - annoying kid.
Xbox - Fratboy
PS3 - Asshole who wears a suit everywhere, showing off at every chance.
PC - Like God, except occasionally turns into an idiot, goes unconcious, and perverted.
Wii - That suck up child always trying to act perfect for his parents, but fucks up all the time, regardless, the parents all love him more.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Wii: Little kid.
360: Frat dude.
PS3: Sleek businessman.

Old consoles: Grandparents/old people of varying personality.

 

[zacaron]

consoles would be dicks simple as that the'd have over inflated egos and narcissism from all the fanboy worship

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

It's time for the Top Gear personality analogy again!

The Wii is Richard Hammond: Small, excitable and most of his appeal is to old people and children.

The Xbox 360 is Jeremey Clarkson: Loud, unreliable, fuelled by testosterone and obsessed with manly things like explosions.

The PS3 is James May: Likes to think he's taking the smart, sedate route but ultimately cocks it all up.