If every country was a person
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also: North Korea owns a bunch of guns and lives in a fortified basement without TV or radio....
also: North Korea owns a bunch of guns and lives in a fortified basement without TV or radio....
Canada would mumble something then go away... It's the Canadian way not to upset others after all.
If countries were children at school.
America would be that big smug popular kid in school who get's all the girls.
Australia would be that loner kid that nobody get's.
Canada would be that kid who always cries.
Japan would be the nerdy kid who stays in and plays chess at breaktime.
England would be that pompous rich kid who has everything.
Ireland would be that crazy kid who would always get in trouble with the teachers.
France would be that ugly kid who tries to play kiss chase with all the pretty girls.
Spain would be that kid who is always relaxed, and chilled out.
Germany would be that kid that always likes to punch and pinch people.
China would be that kid that likes spreading gossip.
America would be that big smug popular kid in school who get's all the girls.
Australia would be that loner kid that nobody get's.
Canada would be that kid who always cries.
Japan would be the nerdy kid who stays in and plays chess at breaktime.
England would be that pompous rich kid who has everything.
Ireland would be that crazy kid who would always get in trouble with the teachers.
France would be that ugly kid who tries to play kiss chase with all the pretty girls.
Spain would be that kid who is always relaxed, and chilled out.
Germany would be that kid that always likes to punch and pinch people.
China would be that kid that likes spreading gossip.
England would be the kid that acts witty and clever but no one likes. He gets by thinking he's superior than the other barbaric countries, scoffing at their immature games and... ''par-tays''.
'MERICA would be the annoying fat kid that tries to be cool but no one actually likes.
Dunno, I guess France would be the quiet kid that everyone thinks is a whimp, but when 'MERICA turns up to bully him he flips out and smacks dat' fucker.
'MERICA would be the annoying fat kid that tries to be cool but no one actually likes.
Dunno, I guess France would be the quiet kid that everyone thinks is a whimp, but when 'MERICA turns up to bully him he flips out and smacks dat' fucker.
You think that America is England's son? I always imagined it more like this:Daystar Clarion said:
We then proceeded to kick all their arses.
England was actually America's older brother, they went everywhere together and did everything together. Eventually though America demanded more respect because it was obvious he was living in his older brother's shadow. So he left home in search of his own place. Then a hole in England's once full heart formed a relationship with France, the saucy girl next door in order to cope. Eventually they had a baby named Canada that usurped England's heart. America, pathetically jealous then proceeded to sneer at Canada despite his success. Canada was both a smart and athletic young lad yet America tricked him into thinking this was a horrible unnatural thing because of the changes he was going through. Now Canada sits in the corner having an identity crisis, especially after England and France's divorce and the following custody case while America, a cynical shell of his former self passive aggressively hates his brother.
Wow that was long, and the worst metaphor I've ever written.
