If game characters used Twitter.

[Sprogus]

FrankWest: I've covered wars you know.

DAMNIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT.

*insert evil laugh here*

For once I have ninja'd someone! Happy days!

 

[DYin01]

Unbelievable..
Dragonball Z Game (any)

Vegeta8999: IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAAAAND

 

[ZeiferRei]

Generic Final Fantasy Character (Post IX): Dammit, guys keep hitting on me. Am I THAT Feminine?

 

[rohit9891]

Master chief: Floating in the endless universe...how peaceful,cortana u der???

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Trevor Belmont: Just killed Dracula, it's finally over...

Simon Belmont: Just killed Dracula, it's finally over...

Simon Belmont: Just killed Dracula, again. It's over this time...

Alucard:LOLOLOL!1!1 I, @luC@rD, H@Z N0x U D0wN, N00B!1!! (None of you will get this.)

Dracula: THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!!!!!

 

[SilentHunter7]

Darth Malak: In the hospital. Fucking Revan told me that true Sith shave with their lightsabers. Bastard. I swear I'll get him back.

 

[PirateKing]

Gordon Freeman: :|

 

[joe51498]

mario-MARIO KART WII im such a wreck peach is getting knocked up by bowser where do you think the koopas come from im gonna end it all crap had a 1-up lets try this again ill just hang my self above my bed PEACH BOWSER WTF MAN WTF later that evening mario ate a posion mushroom instead of viarga

 

[ThisNewGuy]

Otacon:

Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE...

 

[SharPhoe]

LetsRock3142: Man, is it just me, or do I just keep getting sexier by the day?
Later...
LetsRock3142: ...Nope. Definitely by the hour.

 

[13lackfriday]

If game characters used twitter they would fail at life like all the real people that use it.

You, sir, have won the internets.

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Edit:

Master chief: Floating in the endless universe...how peaceful,cortana u der???

Cortana: No, I don't need you yet.
Go back to sleep.
We still got 7 years before I go anal.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Duke Nukem:

-Went to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Didn't have any gum.

-Keep finding strippers on alien spaceships. Are we really so different?

-Wish they'de let me out of this basement. Feels like 12 years.

Gordon Freeman:
-Finally have good assignment today. Working with Kliener. Gr8t.

-Breen is such an asshole.

-Put on this hazmat suit. Tight in crotch. Strange no helmet.

-omg resonce cascde earth fcked

-omg lighting aliens shoot in head

-wtf is with man in suit?

-lol beehiveglove

-OMG GIANT EVIL FETUS

-Woke up, smelled ashes.

 

[The Cheezy One]

Caim
<<<this guy

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OR

OMG just whacked this TOTAL army! hey sis why aint u talkin 2 me?

hey just met this guy called leonard.. man he is crzy he tried top himself a while back

Hey inu soz bout erlyr man but she is my sis u get 2 defensive

hey i got a bouncer job at the club! but this kid wih green eyes reckoned he was about 25 yrs

someone please tell me you get this joke???

 

[RanD00M]

Roman Bellic

@Niko:Hey cousin,want to goo see beeg ammerican teetees.

 

[NoMoreBurninashun]

Nemesis: i wish i could just come out with it and tell Jill how i feel about her...sigh... p.s STARS!