If God was an MMO developer

[Oh That Dude]

I can't help but feel this is in poor taste. Most things don't annoy me when it comes to people harming Christianity but whats annoying has to be when people get their facts wrong.

Actually what I meant about the bible was clearing up a few things like for example "Thou Shalt Not Kill... For Any Reason Other then Self Defence... Ever... No More Holy Wars You Twits"... and funny doesn't have anything to do with accuracy.

Oh and btw half the things you quoted weren't mine, note the (name) at the end?

Funny how nothing you said really changes anything.

Thou shall not kill isn't an inconsistency in the bible. It's a sin end of, what Christians do doesn't change the meaning or the message of the bible.

If it's supposed to be funny then get your facts right and I'll laugh. I have a sense of humor to the topic but I really hate it when people get facts wrong or they misinterpret them on purpose.

Missing the point somewhat.

 

[blackriderrom]

General:
"Offendability" character stat has been modified. Lowered by 70% on all characters due to the extensive strain it caused on chat servers.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I can't help but feel this is in poor taste. Most things don't annoy me when it comes to people harming Christianity but whats annoying has to be when people get their facts wrong.

Slight inconsistencies in the user-manual (aka the bible) have been fixed[/li]

If this were proven people would stop reading the bible. Most people claim it could have inconsistencies but on these occasions it can be looked at in different ways and because we can't be sure what he was on about for sure we can't claim the bible conflicts with itself(nor can we claim it doesn't.) OR on these occasions the rules have changed, old testament and new testament came with different rules. When the new testament began the get the rules we have today, the old testament is only to be used as a reference and moral guide.

Gameplay Tweaks

[li]Player characters must now pray daily, or their character will incur the 'Unfounded Fear of Hell' perk(Woodsey)[/li]

Praying has nothing to do with going to heaven or hell...

[li]Diminishing Returns on ability "Lie through the teeth" have been increased, reducing its effectiveness. This is due to player complaints and balance issues.(Angerwing)[/li]

This is clearly a cheap shot.

[big]Please note this is just in fun, hell I consider myself a Christian and I don't consider it offensive.[/big]

I won't take offense when you get your facts right. And calling yourself a christian? Just saying, look up "cheap grace."

Bugs
- Fixed Bug where buff "Joke" (+10 charisma and -10 tension and awkwardness) was mistaken for debuff "Insult" (-10 charima, +10 doucheyness, -10 argument coherence).

Sorry for anyone affected by this bug, some where affected more sporadically then others, making social interactions with them risky. If still afflicted by the bug, contact us at it'safuckingjokecalmdown@gmail.com.

 

[Rakkana]

I can't help but feel this is in poor taste. Most things don't annoy me when it comes to people harming Christianity but whats annoying has to be when people get their facts wrong.

Actually what I meant about the bible was clearing up a few things like for example "Thou Shalt Not Kill... For Any Reason Other then Self Defence... Ever... No More Holy Wars You Twits"... and funny doesn't have anything to do with accuracy.

Oh and btw half the things you quoted weren't mine, note the (name) at the end?

Funny how nothing you said really changes anything.

Thou shall not kill isn't an inconsistency in the bible. It's a sin end of, what Christians do doesn't change the meaning or the message of the bible.

If it's supposed to be funny then get your facts right and I'll laugh. I have a sense of humor to the topic but I really hate it when people get facts wrong or they misinterpret them on purpose.

Missing the point somewhat.

Are you aware that one of the ways of getting banned is contributing to a flame war? I finished my comment in a way intended to stop any further arguments.

If still afflicted by the bug, contact us at it'safuckingjokecalmdown@gmail.com.

I'll find it funny when he gets his facts right. I can laugh at myself and have done in the past. I think a christian that can't is going to run into trouble. I said what I said because it wasn't funny because he got his facts wrong.

 

[gbis]

Bug fixed: water now does turn into wine.

 

[Zirat]

Known Glitches:

Fix area now referred to as players as 'Bermuda Triangle'. Entrance to zone usually causes players to fall beneath the map.

 

[Thk13421]

Increased the bonus of the Tolerance feat from +5 to +10, to encourage more people to take it as early on as possible.

 

[Macheteswordgun]

If god made a mmo... it wouldnt exist.... like him har har har har *slaps knee*

 

[DazBurger]

We need better respawn-rates... They are just too damn long.

For everyone except the dev's son for some reason, who rose just a few days after his death :/

 

[Davey Woo]

Fixed bug allowing banks to borrow non-existant money from each other, causing catastrophic side effects to in-game economy.

 

[kebab4you]

We need higher and better loots, impossible to become rich as it is now.

 

[Evil mr dave]

GAMEPLAY TWEAK

We will be returning magic to the world, But also plague.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Ah, yes - where would we be if people didn't feel like talking cheap shots at people who believe different than them. I wonder...

 

[tkioz]

Geeze. It's not like I made a dead baby joke, hell I believe in God and I'm getting this much flack of harmless crap? Get off you high horse...

 

[LtWiesel]

World: Sun has replaced earth as centre of the solarsystem.
Pluto isn´t a planet anymore!

future patch: The continental drift will change the face of the whole world forever,
even the old one(europe).

The global warming buff is increased to 5°C.

Player: Since this is still a beta, dont act too superior. There will be a data wipe like in the alpha, maybe this time without the flood (took years to dry the continents :/ )

 

[Oh That Dude]

I can't help but feel this is in poor taste. Most things don't annoy me when it comes to people harming Christianity but whats annoying has to be when people get their facts wrong.

Actually what I meant about the bible was clearing up a few things like for example "Thou Shalt Not Kill... For Any Reason Other then Self Defence... Ever... No More Holy Wars You Twits"... and funny doesn't have anything to do with accuracy.

Oh and btw half the things you quoted weren't mine, note the (name) at the end?

Funny how nothing you said really changes anything.

Thou shall not kill isn't an inconsistency in the bible. It's a sin end of, what Christians do doesn't change the meaning or the message of the bible.

If it's supposed to be funny then get your facts right and I'll laugh. I have a sense of humor to the topic but I really hate it when people get facts wrong or they misinterpret them on purpose.

Missing the point somewhat.

Are you aware that one of the ways of getting banned is contributing to a flame war? I finished my comment in a way intended to stop any further arguments.

1. It's not a flame war
2. That's a pretty cheap way to end any debate.
3. I'm not flaming by pointing out that you're missing the point.

OT:

Known glitch to fix: Difference between expected release date and actual release date (a.k.a VALVe time).

 

[Rakkana]

I can't help but feel this is in poor taste. Most things don't annoy me when it comes to people harming Christianity but whats annoying has to be when people get their facts wrong.

Actually what I meant about the bible was clearing up a few things like for example "Thou Shalt Not Kill... For Any Reason Other then Self Defence... Ever... No More Holy Wars You Twits"... and funny doesn't have anything to do with accuracy.

Oh and btw half the things you quoted weren't mine, note the (name) at the end?

Funny how nothing you said really changes anything.

Thou shall not kill isn't an inconsistency in the bible. It's a sin end of, what Christians do doesn't change the meaning or the message of the bible.

If it's supposed to be funny then get your facts right and I'll laugh. I have a sense of humor to the topic but I really hate it when people get facts wrong or they misinterpret them on purpose.

Missing the point somewhat.

Are you aware that one of the ways of getting banned is contributing to a flame war? I finished my comment in a way intended to stop any further arguments.

1. It's not a flame war
2. That's a pretty cheap way to end any debate.
3. I'm not flaming by pointing out that you're missing the point.

OT:

Known glitch to fix: Difference between expected release date and actual release date (a.k.a VALVe time).

1. Your turning it into one.
2. Cheap way to end an argument? Did I not end the argument? Would you rather it did turn into a flame war?
3. Don't reply to me because it's clear your just trolling. Any response will be ignored to death.