If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[tabriaswolfe]

"I really need a vacation."

 

[wadark]

"I wish I could say more than one sentence."

"Do you guys remember that gum that was like zebra stripes but it was fruit flavored, what was that called again?"

At least that's what I would say

Also, it was Fruit Stripe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMwIr7oi4D8

 

[neosman8]

wait a minute i could have talked all this time?

lol thats what i think he would say

 

[The_Deleted]

"I'M A MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYIN' MUTHAFUCKA, ************!"

 

[f0re1gn]

"No."

 

[Saul B]

"Hey alyx, how about we actually OPEN the door for a change, instead of finding a hideously dangerous way around?"

 

[thejdcole]

"Where's the nearest toilet?"

 

[Trivun]

"So... Is anyone going to explain about that damn cat?"

 

[Taerdin]

You realize that Valve is probably doing exactly this thread for Episode 3, where Gordon is going to speak at the very end and they have to come up with what he should say.

Or not, but its an idea.

If I could choose what Gordon would say it would basically be hiim getting fed up with Alyx in some gigantic runonsentence speech. Sort of like Silent Bob would do, basically.

Seriously, Alyx needs to be put in her place from time to time.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

"I NEVER forget to reload, you morons"

 

[Enigmers]

Barney, where the hell is that beer!?

 

[RanD00M]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING COMBINE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!

That was a good one.

"So... Is anyone going to explain about that damn cat?"

Nice reference there.

OT:"Fuck this shit,I quit."...And he deserves it.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I have said this before. I'd assume right at the end of it all, he'd come out with:

"Sorry Alyx, I'm more of a Barney kind of guy."

 

[fuckwit]

Stop pestering me, Alyx.

 

[Typhusoid]

"I Can Haz Cheezburger???"

 

[Sleekgiant]

"HEV Suit to tight"

 

[Metal Brother]

For god's sake Alex, shut up and kiss me already.

 

[Tartarga]

"Hey Alyx, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

 

[victoreem202]

"I need a shower"

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Probably that shit that summons Cthulu.
Just to be cliché.