If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Big_McLargehuge]

"So... there's like, no place I could get a shower? Cause... you know, this suit isn't ventilated that well..."

 

[Dijetsun]

"Get out."

or

"Hey everyone, guess what?!" -then he just stands there and smirks.

or even

"... ... ... Yeah, I'm completely @#$%ing lost."

and finally

"Ok, my gun moves stuff, but hers gets to shoot freakin' PORTALS?!"

 

[Sir Prize]

"You know what? I QUIT! I'm not fighting these aliens anymore and for once in your lives you can do it yourselves! You can do the fighting rather than letting ONE LONE man do it!"

 

[Inuprince]

"Episode 3? When it's done"

 

[Daveman]

Seriously, how about I use this crowbar to open the door and how about you give me that thing that makes rollermines work for me and opens big combine doors... right, now fuck off alex, I'm keeping dog and we'll have this fixed in five minutes.

 

[SextusMaximus]

"So this guy walks into a bar, with a twelve inch pianist..."

 

[JakeX]

"Fuck my life ¬_¬"

 

[ZeroDotZero]

He'd say this in a Scottish accent: 'Break's over Roach, let's get moving.'

 

[IanB.]

"What's all this crowbar business? where's my broadsword!?"

 

[Random Argument Man]

OMIGOD! I'M A PROTAGANIST IN A VIDEO-GAME! MY LIFE IF MORE POINTLESS THEN THE LIVES OF ALL THOSE ATHEISTS FLAMERS IN THE OFF-TOPIC AND RELIGION&POLITICS SECTION OF A SEMI-POPULAR GAMING SITE THAT WOULD'VE REMAINED OBSCURE IF NOT FOR SOME DUDE WITH A COOL HAT AND ENOUGH CHIP'S ON HIS SHOULDER TO PUT THE FRITO LAY'S COMPANY OUT OF BUSINESS,AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Awww man, you used to be cool. Now you're using caps-lock.

On the subject: I think I'm going to play some Halo instead.

 

[capacollo]

"Life is like a box of chocolates ... I miss you Jenny"

 

[Zaizen]

"With all the guns the combine ive killed have dropped ud think the resistance would do something by now"

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

"Damn....Shouldn't have been sleeping on the Job, I need a rest."
or
"Wait a second....I'm A MUMORPAGAA?!?"

 

[magnuslion]

"For God's sake, where the hell is a bathroom!!!!!"

 

[I Fiend I]

The cake is a lie

 

[katsabas]

Can I do it one more time? PLEASE!!!

 

[Zyxx]

"Oh, what now?"
Delivered in an understated tone of slight exasperation. He is a patient man, but he's just taken out a few dozen Combine troops and a whole menagerie of their cybernetic monstrosities, it's almost noon and he hasn't even had a chance to down a cup of that swill the Resistance calls coffee. Now here comes the G-Man or Dr. Kline or somebody to rattle off some more crap at him, and it's starting to chafe on his nerves a little.

 

[JokerCrowe]

"Hey g-man: FUCK YOU! I'm done with this shit!"
or: "Can I take off this suit now? I need to use the bathroom..."

 

[Random Argument Man]

OMIGOD! I'M A PROTAGANIST IN A VIDEO-GAME! MY LIFE IF MORE POINTLESS THEN THE LIVES OF ALL THOSE ATHEISTS FLAMERS IN THE OFF-TOPIC AND RELIGION&POLITICS SECTION OF A SEMI-POPULAR GAMING SITE THAT WOULD'VE REMAINED OBSCURE IF NOT FOR SOME DUDE WITH A COOL HAT AND ENOUGH CHIP'S ON HIS SHOULDER TO PUT THE FRITO LAY'S COMPANY OUT OF BUSINESS,AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Awww man, you used to be cool. Now you're using caps-lock.

On the subject: I think I'm going to play some Halo instead.

Spoiler: It was'nt for nothing...

I made that post in all caps to signify that Gordon is yelling. rather loudly.

AAaaaah Now I see. However, I'm going to give you two tips. You can take them or not.

Tip to avoid religious/atheist flamers: don't go to the religion and politics forum. We lost some good people with religious threads.
Tip to avoid offensing the mods: Don't call the site semi-popular. Although, if it was too much popular, we would have twice the trolls/flamers/ignorants/others.

It's always sad to lose some good people. Imagine if you got banned, I won't see you again in the forum games.