"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHY OH WHY OH WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF BLAK MESA I COULD'VE JUST LAIN DOWN AND DIED BUT NO, I HAD TO SURVIVE AND BE DRAGED UP BY THIS ""G-MAN"" INVERTED COMAS AND FORCED INTO STAISIS, THEN I GET UP ON A MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN AND FIND OUT THAT THE WORLD ENDED CAUSE WE WERE DICKING ABOUT WITH THAT XEN SHIT? I SOULD'VE JUST KILLED MYSELF THERE AND THEN. BUT NOOOOO I HAD TO GO ON AND SPAWN A HUGE RESISTENCE AND GET SHOT AT, CLAWED AND GENERALY MAIMED FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME TO SAVE ALL OF YOUR ASSES (and mine as well) DID I EVER GET A SAY? NO! THEN YOU GUYS GO AHEAD AND PUT ME THROUGH ALL YOUR FREAKY SCIENCE SHIT THAT I CAN BARELY REMEMBER ANY OF CAUSE I'VE BEEN IRADIATED IN SO MANY DIFFERANT WAYS IT A WONDER MY SKIN ISN'T GREEN AND THAT I ONLY HAVE 1 HEAD! BUT THEN THE WORST HAPPENED, AFTER GETTING MIND FUCKED BY A HUGE ALIEN THING I WIND UP WITH ELI GETTING KILLED AND THE REST OF THIS SHIT GOING DOWN! AND YOU ALEX YA *****, ALL YOU DO IS TALK TALK TALK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMOROW! WELL I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M GOIN TO THE BAHAMAS TO RELAX IN THE SUN AND DRINK COCTAILS WITH FRUIT S I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IN THEM! SO IF ANYONE WANTS ME TO SAVE THE WORLD OR HELP THE REBELLION OR MOVE SOME BLOCKS THEN I HAVE ONE MESSAGE FOR YOU! DO IT YOURSELF, SURELY I'M NOT THE ONLY COMPETANT PERSON ON EARTH??!!! OH WAIT!!!!! I AM!!!!!
