If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Spirultima]

Its time to eat crowbars and kill Combine, and im all out of crowbars.

 

[Mbellarusa]

"Right i've had it fuck off and go die"

 

[ender_dio]

Alyx: The Combine are coming!

Gordon: Well then, I guess, we need to-- *Puts on sunglasses* --combine forces.



YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dimbo_Sama]

*Gordon looks at the amassing hordes of combine ready to take vengence for the closing of the portal*

'...........dude.... I'm out.'

 

[orangeban]

Seriously Barney, a motherfucking wrench

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

He'd say:

"Alyx, that Zombine joke was fucking retarded."

 

[tthor]

"That thing just threw a f-cking car at me! How the hell do you expect me to kill something thats throwing f-cking cars?!"

this was what i found myself yelling at the screen one day during Half-life 2 episode 2. it was at the part where you had to kill the guardian thing, and the vortigon kept telling me basicly 'hurry up and kill it already,'. a second after he says that, a car comes flying out of nowhere and narrowly misses me.

also,
"For crying out loud, I'm a theoretical physicist, not a soldier damnit!"

 

[FURY_007]

Alyx: The Combine are coming!

Gordon: Well then, I guess, we need to-- *Puts on sunglasses* --combine forces.



YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sir, win teh internetz. I lol'ed pretty damn hard at that haha

 

[GeekFury]

It's not Lupus!

 

[thepj]

HEV suit: morphine stocks depleted, no painkillers remaining

Gordon: ARRRRRRGGGHHGGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!! OH FUCKING HELL THE PAIN. THE PAIN.!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jboking]

*after killing the G-man*

"I'm not taking orders anymore."

 

[The Paradigm]

Freeman... Gordon Freeman
Edit: or I lost the Game

 

[almostgold]

"If my pants aren't down your mouth isn't open"

I've never actually played more than half of a Half-Life game, but thats the sentence anyone should say if they only got one.

 

[Ryuk2]

''Give me a voice actor!''

 

[Cheesus333]

"Has anyone seen my script? I thought I should bring it up but between doing EVERYONE ELSE'S FUCKING JOBS, there didn't seem to be a good time."

 

[The_Shinigamer]

...uh...line!!!!

Or just Rick Roll everyone by singing "Never Gonna Give You Up".

 

[Stranger of Sorts]

The Gordon I know and love would say 'I DEMAND A SANDWICH!'

 

[Dmatix]

" Man this suit is itchy..."

 

[Agrosmurf]

"Could someone scratch my nose for me? I'm too buisy using my bare hands to decapitate Nazi zombies to retrieve my gravity gun"

 

[SIXVI06]

-Endgame: after defeating a giant kitten with headcrabs for paws that was guarding the way to all salvation of mankind- :

Gordon collapses onto his back, Alyx rushes over, distraught:

Alyx: "Gordon! oh my god! what's happened?!"

Gordon: "A... Al... Alyx..."

Alyx: "Yes Gordon, my god! you're speaking to me... please... do go on"

*Alyx looks deep into Gordon's eyes longingly*

Gordon: *shuddering* "Alyx... Please... HEV... so... full of... piss... and... shit... so... s-s-s-septic... take... c-c-c-crowbarrr... pry... crotch... open..."

*Screen fades to black-, white words materialise: :

"Gordon Freeman, Status: Terminated due to HEV design oversight"*




... yeah okay, so it's not a sentence. But you know, it fits coz it's so dramatic n all.