If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Dr. Paine]

"Ok, my gun moves stuff, but hers gets to shoot freakin' PORTALS?!"

Win xD

My votes:

Ala Freeman's Mind: "I ROCK. NOW STOP MAKING ME PROVE IT."

I've also had a long-standing urge to write out some sort of conversation between Chell and Gordon over the failings of their respective companies.

"Well you built a psychotic computer that just about killed everyone."
"You caused the world to be taken over by aliens."
"Yeah... well... at least we didn't start out making shower curtains."

 

[irishstormtrooper]

"Holy shit, I can talk?"

 

[Arctic Fox]

I don't know what he'd say, but I know what he'd think:
http://www.machinima.com/film/view&id=23919

 

[SIXVI06]

*whilst standing gloriously on top of a mountain of dead headcrabs, zombine, combine, controllers, collapsed Striders etc, and with Alyx breathless slumped backwards in one arm, Gordon grins a mighty winning grin with a gleam in his eye and with his other arm- he raises his crowbar to the skies and proclaims:*

"THIS WAS A TRIUMPH!!!"

Just to stick to the topic because my previous post was more of a dialogue script.

 

[DireFrog]

"Holy crap I can talk!"

 

[Ossum]

"The sign on the back of the car says Critters of Hollywood, you dumb fuck!"

That, or:

"I'm just a birdie, too!"

Extra e-cookies if you get the second one.

 

[ensouls]

"YABBA! MY ICING!"

 

[SpiderHam666]

When I get back from killing every last Combine there HAD BETTER BE CAKE WAITING FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"You want me to do this shit for you? Then you will bring me dairy products."

I mean, come on, a guys gotta get some lactose, right? RIIIIGHT?

 

[thejdcole]

"you think the gravity gun beat the combine? Hell no, it was my glasses-goatee combo... *****"

 

[sonicmaster1989]

I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!!!

 

[fozzy360]

*As Gordon fights waves of Combine*

"Well, looks like my degree from MIT was put to good use!"

"I'm just a birdie, too!".

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
My ass."

I enjoyed that movie, too.

*EDIT: Had a typo...

 

[Dr. Paine]

"Well, looks my degree from MIT was put to good use!"

You know, he'd probably use his one sentence to get back at Barney for that x3 I don't know how though. -cannot think after 20 hours without sleep-

 

[bob-2000]

Spoiler

Eliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

 

[Tdc2182]

"Whats with all these fanboys?"

 

[Tdc2182]

"The sign on the back of the car says Critters of Hollywood, you dumb fuck!"

That, or:

"I'm just a birdie, too!"

Extra e-cookies if you get the second one.

Hah, don't get the second but I get the first

 

[AmericanTed]

"I should have took that job with Aperture Science..."

epic

 

[ElementaryCharge]

"What, you thought that was the suit talking?"

 

[punkrocker27]

Why is everyone dying but me?