If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Aleate]

He would just open his mouth and shoot out crowbars

 

[mrF00bar]

"4CHAN WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES!"

ehem...

 

[Gorog2]

That's it, screw you guy's, I'm going home

 

[jacobschndr]

"WHY ME!?"

 

[Kuchinawa212]

"Man I wish I had a better weapon the a crowbar, maybe a chainsaw"

Or anything that Ross Scott (?) says in freeman's mind

 

[ajb924]

"ALIENS AND MONSTERZ ARE ATTACKING MY PLACE!"
Cookie for the reference

 

[Snowalker]

Die mother Fucker, die.

 

[NicolasMarinus]

"I'm glad you guys don't hold it against me that it was me that opened up the portal that brought the Evil Alien Overlords to our doorstep and turned half the population into zombies."

 

[escapist_wolfand]

LEERRRROOOOOOOYYYY JeeeeeeenKiiiiNSSsssss

YESSSSS *high fives*

 

[JohnRLRF]

"JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE!!!!" ;_;

xD

 

[Squirrelygod]

Hope this hasn't been said already.

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the grav gun."

 

[WestMountain]

LEERRRROOOOOOOYYYY JeeeeeeenKiiiiNSSsssss

YESSSSS *high fives*

*High Five*

 

[silasbufu]

Ok, so were all know Gordon Freeman is famous for being a hardcore, mute scientist with a shotgun. But if he could say one sentence (just one sentence in his whole life) what would it be?

And if this thread takes off and there are loads of pretty amusing comments, then i will take the top 5 quotes and make a poll so people can vote on it too!

A see-saw puzzle? Really??? Oh , good thing I'm a scientist.

 

[Sir Kemper]

"GOD FUCKING DAMM IT I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING MORONS!"

You just know Ol' Dr.Freemans just holding that one in.

 

[shwnbob]

So this is what my voice sounds like... sweet.

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

"We're scientists and the best weapon you can give me is a bloody (I feel he has a british accent) crowbar!?!?!

 

[thublihnk]

I AM BIKE CHEESE.

(If you get the reference, high five for having good taste)

 

[Byers]

Freeman being a mute is the only major flaw of those games. So probably something reflecting that.

 

[strangemoose]

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK

or

I ALWAYS WANTED TO JOIN THE COMBINE

or
SCREW YOU GUYS IM GONNA GO PLAY SOME MW2