If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[TyroSe7en]

"DAMN IT G-MAN! I've got better things to do... okay that's a lie, BUT SERIOUSLY!!!"

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Never got to this page myself and I'm assuming no one is going to actually get around to reading this either, but I feel like a better person for participating on the mass make-a-gordon-freeman-quote thread. Gonna ramble a bit... um... so how about thems bacon... thems bacon be pretty tasty... yup... bacon... ... yummy... Games I'm playing right now: Serious Sam HD: TFE, aaaannnnnndddd.... thats about it since I got stuck on Dragon Age, apparently you need a mage in your party to get further into the game, due to the pure ownage that unexpected hordes of enemies bring upon you, always smack in the middle of the trip you make, regardless of length. Kids, that was an example of a run on sentence, restrain yourself from doing the same from now on.

I wonder if a mod will come across this and put me under probation... hummm.... not gonna sleep tonight thats for sure

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"I wonder where my arms go when I'm driving."

 

[the1ultimate]

"And now I am become death, destroyer of worlds!"

Either that or simply

"No."

Right before he blows up the combine.

 

[jorgeluvshispie]

"Does this feel like an erection to you?"

 

[CompanionCube]

"Donde esta la otra personas?"

 

[A Satanic Panda]

"I'm mute"
I want to know what the maker of "Freeman's mind" would make him say.

"I AM A MONKEY GOD!"

or maybe at the very end of EP 3

"Can I go home now?"

 

[thatstheguy]

I won't be there for the experiment in the underground test chamber that'll likely cause a resonance cascade. I'm taking the day off.

 

[Teenage Beatnik]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum."

Then he'd run out of words and be unable to finish the epic one-liner that is actually a two-liner.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN?

 

[RagnorakTres]

To the G-man:

I swear to the love of GOD if I am asked ONE MORE TIME to save the world from an alien invasion, I will personally take this crowbar, cover it in Combine *beep* and *beep* you in the *beep* while *beepity beep* with a rusty shoehorn and dirty linens; I will continue thus until you have *beep* your *beep* out your *beep* which I will proceed to cut up into tiny pieces, which I will *beep* up and down upon, following up with disintegration via *beep beepity beep* while I *beep* Alyx over there with a *beep* and a *beepity beep beep* until dawn, sleep, suffer the hangover, rewind time and then make you watch the video I made of the entire event before doing it again and again and again and again until you get the *beep* point: I AM A SCIENTIST, NOT A ONE MAN ARMY; THAT M.I.T. DEGREE IS NOT JUST FOR *beep* SHOW!!!!

Let's play MadLibs!

 

[Necrofudge]

"I enjoy reading the dictionary because I can."

He will start in a German accent then slowly switch to a Chinese accent as he says it.

 

[TheTrojanBadger]

"God damn it Eli, I'm a scientist not a gun-toting maniac!"
Dr. Mcoy reference FTW!

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Probably something like "FUCK YOU G-MAN!!!". That's just my guess.

 

[apersonstandingbehindyou]

"Alyx, bend over for a sec."

 

[dibblywibbles]

"I fucking hate people who put words into my mouth"

 

[Charlie Ethan]

g-man: did Eli ever tell you what happened to your father?
Gordon: *silence*
g-man: of course not, because I am your father
Gordon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*end of episode 3*

 

[thermo1]

"Sorry me no speak English"

hope it hasnt been taken....

 

[mento 2425]

maybe i dont want to take this go kart across the crazy ass desert, why does no one listen to my wants?

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

*Looks at G-Man* "What the FUCK is your deal, man?!"

 

[Normalgamer]

Fuck my life.