"If I don't make this out alive tell ..."

[Rand-m]

If I don't make it out alive... Tell them... Tell them all...

Snape kills Dumbledore.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

if i don't make it out alive, tell steve i always hated him the most

 

[Gralian]

If i don't make it out alive, tell...

...Starfox that if i'm going down, i'm taking you me![footnote]Cookie for reference.[/footnote]

 

[Webb5432]

If I don't make it out alive, tell my girlfriend I love her, Anthony to watch out for himself, and tell John that this whole time I thought he was a narcassitic, self-absorded, reality-challenge ******* who likes to **** whales with a two by four **** up ****.
But please tell my girlfriend I love her, first.

 

[jhlip]

Tell Tyler Perry to stop making movies.

 

[FalloutJack]

"Tell Brian Oblivion he was right."

 

[Aidinthel]

"...everyone how awesome I was. Even if you have to lie. Especially if you have to lie."

 

[bulbasaur765]

"If I don't make it out alive, tell my sister to dispose of the magazines hidden behind the dresser. Thnx"

 

[Devil's Due]

"If I don't make this out alive... tell them the princess is in another castle... they'll understand..."

I'm not very good at this.

 

[LostTimeLady]

If I don't make it:

... tell him that I love him.
... tell my sister that death is no excuse to steal my things.
... tell the Doctor that the only water in the forest is the river.
... tell them that my death was ten times more heroic that it really was...

*draws vorpal sword and goes to do battle with an ice breathing diamond scaled forty foot high dragon on top of an active volcano*

Also:

If I don't make it out of this alive, tell my wife that e^i(pi)=-1. I don't know why, it's just coo-

/life

I like this! I like this a lot!

 

[Ih8pkmn]

"If I don't make it out of this alive, tell...

\
...them that I angered the Gazebo.


Then I pull a troll face, and dive into the final battle.

What. Just... what!

OT: If I don't make it out alive, tell
...your mom that I had fun last night!

 

[Flamezdudes]

"...tell my wife I said... hello."

Okay, okay, I'm not married, and that was a reference...

Futurama Neutral Reference ^^ hehe

 

[Godhead]

"Tell my friends... that the bacon sundae at Denny's is the most delicious thing ever. Seriously you guys should totally check it out. I promise there isn't any bacon bits or whipped cream or maple syrup all over delicious vanilla ice cream."

 

[Moraki]

lol i was just going to write 2 of the things u said (1&2)

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

"tell my wife I said hello"

 

[LobsterFeng]

"If I don't make this out alive...tell Squidward... that I used his clarinet to unclog my toilet."
I have no idea why that was the first thing that came to mind, but it was.

 

[Moraki]

"If I don't make it, tell my mom.... to pick up milk from the store."

or

"If I don't make it, tell my sister... That she doesn't get my laptop."

or

"If I don't make it, tell my family... to not open the folder on my laptop labeled S&M, I swear to God."

i mean in this comment... sorry

 

[nothingspringstomind]

"if i don't make it out of this alive you're going to have to burn my house down and wipe my computer. If you don't there are going to be a lot of questions."