"If I don't make this out alive tell ..."

[Elliott Curtiss]

If I don't make this out alive, tell...joker to stop putting his joystick into the ship's cargo bay.

 

[wammnebu]

if i dont make out of this alive, tell them a little help would have been nice,
assholes

 

[Eovik]

"If I don't make it, I'm totally rolling a wizard next time through."

 

[Hristo Tzonkov]

"Tell my brother to delete my browsing history...cause there's some messed up shit there!"

 

[Leemaster777]

If I don't make it out alive, tell...

...a dead baby joke at my funeral.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

If I don't make it out alive... roll a new character.
*super positive thumbs up*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

"If I dont't make it...burn my house...leave nothing. I swear to God, if people see those Barbara Streisand albums I will haunt you for eternity."

"If I don't make it...you can have my 6-slice toaster."

"If I don't make it...clear my internet history for me. Don't you dare click the links."

"If I don't make it...wait, wait, wait...I see what you did there, there's no way in hell I'm doing that."

"If I dont' make it...tell my dog 'bark-bark, woof. Good boy.'"

"If I don't make it...you can have my tickets to see Rush."

"If I don't make it...erm...line please?"

"If I don't make it...don't tell anyone about the...you know..."

 

[Aur0ra145]

if I don't make it, tell everyone ... I was the one who put the pizza in the shower, I pooped in the locker, and destroyed the kacita. Oh, I also regret not regretting something.

 

[LTAshler]

If I don't make this record, I'll end up on the street.

 

[EGtodd09]

If I don't make it, tell yourself my probable death is your fault for not stopping me before I walk into this dangerous cavern and cry yourself to sleep every night because you know it's your fault that you have an innocent man's death on your conscience.

 

[RaNDM G]

"If I don't make it, tell everyone I'm dead."

That's it. Gotta keep things simple.

 

[pyramid head grape]

If I don't make it, tell my past self to stop fucking around. ^^

 

[RagnorakTres]

"If I don't make it out of this alive, Mickey, I want a viking funeral with Kyria. And take care of Helen for me. Anything on your end?"

Not that we'd be worried about either of us dying, we're grinders, both of us, so we'd be kitted the fuck out and probably severely over-leveled to boot. Probably already taken down most of the secret bosses.

Oh, y'mean IRL?

I've got a will, though I suppose I'd give some kinda badass one-liner or something. I like to think I'd set up a sound system and crank some Blind Guardian through my ears or summat.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If I don't make this out alive tell Cloud control to keep up the good work.

 

[Nouw]

Make sure I use 5 drops! I don't want to sleep forever.

 

[Warboss Robgutz]

If i Don't make it our alive. come back in three days and pretend that the stone has rolled away from my tomb and no ones in it....even if thats a lie...its always fun to give the religious peoples hope.

 

[ScoopMeister]

'If I don't make it out of this alive... Make up some inspiring last words and tell everyone that I said them.'

LOL.

This is a really good one. It sounds like something that Mal from Firefly would say.

I can totally see this line being legitimately and effectively used in an action-drama where the character saying it has a humorous and cynical streak...are you sure you didn't steal this line from somewhere?

Nope... I am just a comedic genius.

 

[LevelSix]

"If we don't make it out alive, it's a hell of a good day to die"

 

[M0rp43vs]

"... pyramid head grape that he gets all my CD's"
"...my lil bro to get Skyrim, that should bring me back"
"...whoever checked this parachute that he's a dumbass"
"...everyone that inflammable means flammable"
"...my lawyer to sue the evil overlord"