"If I don't make this out alive tell ..."

[proctorninja2]

if i dont make it tell everyone the bird is the word
if i dont make it tell my family to wipe my harddrive

 

[Arrrgh_Bruce]

If i dont make it tell.. everyone i died fighting a dragon, covered in an orgie of babes on top of a pile of gold and the skulls of my enemies, while curing cancer and delievering a baby, all while riding a velociraptor with a mustache. NOT that i died from dysentery. I wanna die awesome.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"If I don't make this out alive tell my wife... hello."

 

[Anah'ya]

"If I don't make it, tell my Comrade...if you were with me here, I might have lived, my death is on your hands, live with it...you know, cause I can't, cause your neglect killed me"

She'd appreciate the awkward wording all the more!

You twat.

I'd have to dig up your bones and murder you again.

 

[I Max95]

if i dont make it out alive tell steve, to stay away from my funeral

if i dont make it out alive, tell them to come back for my body

if i dont make it out alive, tell them their fucked without me

if i dont make it out alive,tell them to keep feeding my cat

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

If I don't make it out alive...

"...bury my consoles with me."

"...tell everyone they lost the game."

"...play this theme at my funeral."

"...kick my partner in the balls for not healing me all those times."

Everyone would hate me after that. XD

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

If I don't make it...tell my boss: I believe he has my stapler.