If I ruled the world
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I wouldn't change a thing. The world has done fine without someone ruling it and I don't think that needs to change at all.
there's another one of these floating somewhere, this is what I put for that one:
I'd:
forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death
-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.
execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.
All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.
belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.
enforce the ninja thing above.
remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.
get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.
25% of my military force will be comprised of very buff guys to do the heavy lifting and kill shit on the front lines, the rest will be comprised of ninjas, they will be trained until they are masters of parkour and weaponry, same goes for my police force. All police will be masters of parkour.
the flag under which my people will be united will be a single right wing, pretty much like my avatar.
I'd:
forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death
-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.
execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.
All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.
belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.
enforce the ninja thing above.
remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.
get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.
25% of my military force will be comprised of very buff guys to do the heavy lifting and kill shit on the front lines, the rest will be comprised of ninjas, they will be trained until they are masters of parkour and weaponry, same goes for my police force. All police will be masters of parkour.
the flag under which my people will be united will be a single right wing, pretty much like my avatar.
Yup, because I seriously doubt you could do anything better to change it all. We've got to this stage by floundering about aimlessly, theres nothing to say we can't advance further by doing the same thing. In that sense, who am I to change it?Gaskell said:
You have my vote in the next overlord of the planet election.deathsong17 said:
I would be too busy going around stomping out idiotic plans that politicians keep coming up with to get much else done. Political correctness would be punishable by death.
deathsong17 said:
I Agree with this one Free Cookies YAY!!!!! =] but I'd add in ice cream too
and for those who can' eat ice cream (like me grr *shakes fist*) they can have soy ice cream.. which is ewwwie
