If I ruled the world
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If i ruled the world, i would create a system so that when i died a competent person would rule after me
I would ban religion, including athiesism
I would encourage inter racial breeding to be done with racism
i would make video games the worlds official sport
I would make video games an official sport^
I would see if i could find a better way for the world to work since its not doing so well anymore
I would get rid of countries(depending on the situation this could be interpreted both metaphorically and literally) but only if it would help more than hinder
i would make it illegal to do drugs.......without first consuming your weight in beer!
I would revamp our educational system since it sucks
I would put more effort into getting of this damn planet.
I would definately make it mandatory to eat cookies.
I would .............orgy?........sure why not
I would get rid of marriage and replace it with something less religious.
I would encourage abstract thinking (2+2=5)
And finally i would eat pancakes everymorning and video tape myself doing it while strapped to a rough wooden chair while having a pair of smoking hot twins burn me with cigarettes just because I could. Im sorry for putting that image in your mind.
I would ban religion, including athiesism
I would encourage inter racial breeding to be done with racism
i would make video games the worlds official sport
I would make video games an official sport^
I would see if i could find a better way for the world to work since its not doing so well anymore
I would get rid of countries(depending on the situation this could be interpreted both metaphorically and literally) but only if it would help more than hinder
i would make it illegal to do drugs.......without first consuming your weight in beer!
I would revamp our educational system since it sucks
I would put more effort into getting of this damn planet.
I would definately make it mandatory to eat cookies.
I would .............orgy?........sure why not
I would get rid of marriage and replace it with something less religious.
I would encourage abstract thinking (2+2=5)
And finally i would eat pancakes everymorning and video tape myself doing it while strapped to a rough wooden chair while having a pair of smoking hot twins burn me with cigarettes just because I could. Im sorry for putting that image in your mind.
Banish all mainstream music, let rock, heavy metal, death metal and be the only music out there (along with orchestral music too.), banish all idiots (and the mainstream "WE LIKE SHIT!" demographic), and abolish the education system. And build a large statue of myself on every country with the plaque: THE ONE TRUE GOD.
Hey, we can dream, can we?
Hey, we can dream, can we?
Who am I to say that I know how the world should be run? I'm not, I don't. I'm quite happy for humanity to do exactly what its been doing to get to this stage because I have full confidence that whatever we manage to do we'll keep on advancing the species without the need for me to come in and give a guiding hand. I'll be happy with my little corner of the world, I don't need to rule the world in order to make my life complete/have a sense of exestentialism about my life.Gaskell said:
I would make everyone 18+ take "contribution exams" which measured their worth to society. Anyone who failed would be executed.
Physically disabled and mentally ill are not exempt.
I would also institute mandatory genetic examinations, to find who has genes that have a predisposition to disease and cancer.
Those who have such genes will be executed.
And Finally, all who managed to pass both examinations will have the belongings of those who failed split up amongst each other. Thus increasing the quality of life of those who can contribute to society and are less likely to transfer genetic flaws to their offspring.
Physically disabled and mentally ill are not exempt.
I would also institute mandatory genetic examinations, to find who has genes that have a predisposition to disease and cancer.
Those who have such genes will be executed.
And Finally, all who managed to pass both examinations will have the belongings of those who failed split up amongst each other. Thus increasing the quality of life of those who can contribute to society and are less likely to transfer genetic flaws to their offspring.
If I ruled the world
Exra care for the handy caped.
Bill of Rights
End gas prices and gas.
cut pay off of celbrities.
Make Myile Cryus(or any othercelbrity I dont like.) my maid/slave for life.
Being a jerk would get you fined.
Ninja army.
good heath care.
lower taxes.
End communsmsm.
Kill Mikael Jackson.
All kids under 12 must wear nothing but daipers.
Ban ZP.
Exra care for the handy caped.
Bill of Rights
End gas prices and gas.
cut pay off of celbrities.
Make Myile Cryus(or any othercelbrity I dont like.) my maid/slave for life.
Being a jerk would get you fined.
Ninja army.
good heath care.
lower taxes.
End communsmsm.
Kill Mikael Jackson.
All kids under 12 must wear nothing but daipers.
Ban ZP.