If I were a secret government weapons lab, where would I be?

[Titanguy654]

I need your answers in the next 24 hours. Please hurry.

 

[Curtmiester]

...Why?

 

[Get Jiggy]

Under a volcano!! Lava is cool.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Why, what is the point to this and area 51, nevada, united states of america

 

[azurawolf]

If I tell you... I would have to kill you.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Under Area 69.

Or Kings Cross Station.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

That trench down the Pacific Ocean (forgot the name). Get a pneumatic tube elevator or something. Why do you need to know? Planning on taking over the world?

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Chyenne Mountain Complex in Colorado Springs.

That or an Underwater Base.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Behind a nearby Chuck E.Cheese. Plenty of kids to test our experiements on and if one goes bad we can sell the mutated Rats to them.

 

[Circus Ascendant]

Chyenne Mountain Complex in Colorado Springs.

Is that where the SGC is? I recognise the name but it's been a LONG time since I've seen Stargate.

I think it should be under a children's playground.

 

[Photon987]

There is no such weapons lab... Disregard any rumors of its existence...

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Area 51. 'Nuff said.

 

[Tinblitz]

Under my bed.
The isle of man.
just under bornemouth bech.

 

[Triple AD]

Erm under a swimming it'll be the perfect crime. Why 24 hours.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Naturally under a creep manor house in the forest.

Or an underground vault in Alaska.

Or under a Volcano... wait, that's evil geniuses.

Obviously under every Salvation Army office on the planet!

 

[Booze_Hound]

Behind the 'fridge

 

[New Troll]

Washington Experimental Military Division labs (HQ) located right outside DC (Virginia.) If you're in the area, look it up on a map or just follow the road signs. Just don't tell anyone, okay.

 

[Kellerb]

very funny. your not a spy.