If I were a secret government weapons lab, where would I be?

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Chyenne Mountain Complex in Colorado Springs.

Is that where the SGC is? I recognise the name but it's been a LONG time since I've seen Stargate.

Yes, that is where the SGC is located. Underneath NORAD. Its real people, i have seen it. The stargate is REAL!!!!!

 

[Spygon]

in my back garden

 

[Cpt. Red]

Under Fort Knox?

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my basement. They are pretty cool guys and I get some interesting gifts for Christmas and my birthday from those guys.

 

[darthzew]

Exactly where you think it isn't.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

What government? If you mean the US government, check Google Earth for area 51, it's there.

 

[Aac18]

Anywhere really, I'd just plant about 40 of these around it

Seriously, its bloody fruit is explosive and even its bark is covered in poisonous spines who would go near that thing?

 

[Croaker42]

I need your answers in the next 24 hours. Please hurry.

Hahaha we have found you. Please do to try and run. Agents are on rout to your location now.

 

[Otterwuff]

Finnmark, Norway.

Or somewhere in Finland, for that matter. But I'm going with Finnmark, Norway.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Pfft. Disneyland. Where do you think all those kids who pull off Mickey's head and find out the horrible truth go?

 

[Titanguy654]

Erm under a swimming it'll be the perfect crime. Why 24 hours.

Classified information.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in Max's bedroom !

 

[IxionIndustries]

Underneath every single Starbucks.

 

[HentMas]

Anywhere really, I'd just plant about 40 of these around it

Seriously, its bloody fruit is explosive and even its bark is covered in poisonous spines who would go near that thing?

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in... idunno... the popocatepetl?? (volcano)

 

[similar.squirrel]

Buried under a sand dune..That's my daydream, anyway.

 

[sky14kemea]

underground, probably underneath a normal looking house (or maybe a slightly creepy looking house, but a house non the less!) just look for the elevator behind the bookshelf dude.

 

[Sethzard]

behind a waterfall

 

[Dogstile]

Anywhere really, I'd just plant about 40 of these around it

Seriously, its bloody fruit is explosive and even its bark is covered in poisonous spines who would go near that thing?

what the hell /is/ that!?!

i would have my secret weapons lab in space

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Exactly where you think it isn't.

I think it's in a secret location.

So it must be in plain sight! I think. Oh wait...

Damn, back to the drawing board...

Edited to make much lessmore sense.

 

[Trace2010]

Bonner Springs, KS
Big Spring, TX
Las Cruces, NM (oh wait...all the scientists from Alamogordo still have jobs there)
Ruston, LA

Seriously, who would look for one there?

Considering the hot dog stand at the center of the Pentagon was the number one military target for the Soviet Union during the Cold War...if you're not on the coasts or near heavily populated areas, you should be fine. How about Wyoming?