If I Were the Opposite Sex, I Would Fancy the Hell Out of You!

[Terramax]

OK guys and gals, we've all thought about it. If you were the opposite sex, who would you have a crush on? They can be celebrities, or just anyone you know I guess.

For me, as a straight male, I swear, if I were a woman, I'd have the biggest crush on actor Edward Norton of the Fight Club and American History X fame.

Not only that, I realised that I'm sure I would've had the biggest crush on this guy.


So, what's yours?

 

[Andy Shandy]

Chris Hemsworth. I'm 100% straight, but I have no problem saying that he is a very handsome man. Continuing the Avengers note, Robert Downey Jr, as well. And finally, assuming with this proposed switch, everything else remains the same (likes, dislikes etc obviously there'd be a change of plumbing to put it politely), Hugh Laurie would definitely be up there.

 

[IndomitableSam]

I'd do Charlize Theron and Anne Hathaway. I'm a straight woman, but I'd still do them if they asked. You don't say no to those two.

 

[WenisPagon]

This topic is offensive to us bisexuals. Please chek ur privaladge tia

 

[Terramax]

This topic is offensive to us bisexuals. Please chek ur privaladge tia

Darnit! Every joke I can think of could potentially be considered [unintentionally] offensive. Curse you!

 

[Bravo Company]

I'm just going to go ahead and /thread.

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As a straight male, if I were a woman, I'd have passionate love to him all day.

 

[an annoyed writer]

What if we already spent time as the opposite sex, and those preferences haven't changed a bit? I'd still do Olivia Wilde because Olivia Wilde:

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Also, fuck you, captcha:

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[Yuugasa]

I would have to go with Charlie Hunnam, damn that boy is pretty.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I'm going to go with the obvious and say myself.

(Having said that, yeah, unspoken assumption that everyone is straight going on)

 

[TheIceQueen]

I'm going to parrot an above poster and say that I'd keep on fancying the same people I already fancy.

Bisexual Master Race.

 

[Branindain]

Lol, I'd keep my preferences as they are and use my newfound womanly wiles to try and steal Portia de Rossi away from Ellen. That girl is smokin'.

 

[ChandlerL]

If I were a woman...

Henry Cavill:

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or

Josh Duhamel:

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Both handsome men.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Hugh Jackman. Easy decision.
Very easy.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Tom Cruise. Don't look at me like that. You see him in Collateral?

Great movie, and not just because of his hair.

Spoiler: Cruise/Vincent

I like to think I'd have a crush on my former male self, but I don't know. Still going with Cruise.

 

[ardias014]

Definitely Tom Hiddleston, he is one fine looking person, especially in the Hollow Crown.

 

[Rebel_Raven]

Well, I'm lesbian, so I can't go naming women, can I? <.< I mean, I could.

So I'll name some guys:
Alton Brown.
Patrick Stewart.
Terry Crews.
David Tennant.
John Barrowman.

Thaz just off the top of my head. Kinda runs the gamut. Not sure if they have a commonality besides being dudes.

 

[Xdeser2]

If I was a woman, I'd be the biggest goddamn Lesbian

I'd probobly do Ewan McGregor, George Clooney or Henry Cavil

 

[loc978]

As a male at Kinsey scale 0, pretty sure as a female I'd be at Kinsey scale 6. Answers wouldn't change. If they did... I have no idea what they'd change to. I wouldn't be me anymore.

Going from my current preferences, though... someone shorter than me, dark complected, fit. of slender build and excellent hygiene? I'm goin' with the pirate leader from "Captain Phillips"... all cleaned up. I guess.

 

[Anja Bech]

Since I'm one of the bisexual people here I'd probably fancy the same people I do now. Though I'd kill to get just a tiny kiss from Jodie Foster. Or Susan Sarandon. I have a thing for older ladies.

 

[Lieju]

Well, I am a lesbian... so are we assuming I'd be a gay-guy? Or a straight man?

There are guys I kinda find attractive, but not sexually enough to want to have sex with them or kiss them.

Spoiler: I guess I have a type?

David Mitchell

Jon Richardson