If I Were the Opposite Sex, I Would Fancy the Hell Out of You!

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The Rogue Wolf

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If I was a woman, I'd be spending all my time trying to get into Nathan Fillion's pants. And quite frankly I don't see why all you (hetero/bi) women aren't doing that right now.

[small]Go on. Get. Scoot. Those pants aren't going to take themselves off![/small]
 

The Goat Tsar

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Hrm. I'd have to say, if I were a woman, I'd go for...Tom Hiddleston.
Because he's a golden god.

Joseph Gordon Levitt would be a runner up I suppose.
 

BarbaricGoose

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Inquisitor Slayde said:
BarbaricGoose said:
Tom Cruise. Don't look at me like that. You see him in Collateral?

Great movie, and not just because of his hair.

Amazing movie, shame about the ending. One of (if not the only) role he's done in recent memory where he is memorable as a character, not just 'Tom Cruise'. Collateral is excellence on almost every level of film making. The 'Yo homie, that my briefcase?' scene alone makes it worth watching.
Mmmhm. I absolutely agree that it should've ended differently, and you know exactly how it should've ended. And that club scene? That's my favorite scene from any action movie. And that includes the shootout from Heat and the "You just fucked with the wrong dad" monologue in Taken.

And yeah, I don't normally like Tom Cruise, so I was pretty surprised when I originally saw it. I've never disliked him, but I didn't exactly see movies just because he was in them. He just nailed that part, though. Whole new found love for him after watching that.

Any self-respecting action fan should own that movie.

This is way off topic--sorry.
 

Musette

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I'd still do Olivia Wilde because Olivia Wilde:
For I second, I misread that as Oscar Wilde and was mildly confused when the spoilered image was of a woman. Your logic seems pretty sound though.



OT: if I were the opposite sex, I'd be just as attracted to nobody as I already am. I will fancy the fuck out of a good friendship though. :D
*Contributing absolutely nothing of value to this thread*
 

Relish in Chaos

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Can I pick a fictional character? If so, Jotaro Kujo from JoJo?s Bizarre Adventure. This is mostly based on a hentai doujinshi I stumbled upon with him getting it on with Star Platinum (and they were both Tom of Finland-style hypermasculine with big pecs and shit; I kind of love that shit) and I really liked it, although I don?t self-identify as bisexual (I?d say I?m more bicurious, but still predominantly heterosexual, since I wouldn't ever date a man in real-life).

But if I can?t pick a fictional character, I?ll go with Cillian Murphy. He?s an attractive man by all accounts, and he makes a damn good transvestite too.

ReinWeisserRitter said:
So let's turn this on its head: feast your eyes on this guy [http://mabination.com/threads/8413-Japanese-Model-Kayo-Satoh-confesses-quot-I-m-actually-a-man-quot] .

You read that right. Isn't he adorable?
Except that Kayo Satoh is a woman, just a transgender one.
 

BoogieManFL

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If I were a chick, I'd have to say I'd probably swoon for Joe Manganiello, the tall rugged werewolf dude from True Blood. Some others would probably be Tom Hiddleston, George Clooney, Ice Cube, and maybe Kanye West but just for being a good looking guy, because personality he seems like he might be kind of a jerk/egotistical.


But as a heterosexual man I have to say Kat Dennings is a ridiculously sexy babe.