If I weren't a videogame character, I'd be...

[Iskenator67]

Let's say your favorite character didn't make it in a video game. What would they be doing now?
Would Marcus Fenix be a gun store owner? Would Gex be a spokes person for Geico? Your thoughts.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

GLaDOS would be a grief counciler.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Mario would still be earning his living as a plumber for starters...

 

[kommando367]

Dante would be an employee in a mozzarella factory.

 

[SharPhoe]

If Dante never became a demon hunter, I guess he'd just go around being sexy and getting paid for it.

EDIT: Wait, what? Mozzarella? What does Dante have to do with cheese?

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

If Dante never became a demon hunter, I guess he'd just go around being sexy and getting paid for it.

Lol at male super models!
Link would be working at a renaissance fair btw.

 

[tehweave]

Link would be doing NOTHING. Because his entire existence is surrounded by "Go here, have adventure."

It would be interesting to see what kind of missions Star Fox did outside of the "go here, kill andross and his minions" ones. Aren't they all mercenaries? They could be hired to go destroy a planet or do something for boatloads of money... That's what mercenaries do.

 

[duckfi8]

Solid Snake would be an actor o wait he already is, Kurt Russell

 

[Weaver]

Kirby would be eating damned everything!

 

[matsugawa]

Link would be doing NOTHING. Because his entire existence is surrounded by "Go here, have adventure."

He'd make a great gardener.

 

[kommando367]

If Dante never became a demon hunter, I guess he'd just go around being sexy and getting paid for it.

EDIT: Wait, what? Mozzarella? What does Dante have to do with cheese?

His cheesy one-liners, I was trying to be ironic.

 

[SharPhoe]

If Dante never became a demon hunter, I guess he'd just go around being sexy and getting paid for it.

EDIT: Wait, what? Mozzarella? What does Dante have to do with cheese?

His cheesy one-liners, I was trying to be ironic.

Oh. Don't I feel silly, I should've figured as much.

 

[About To Crash]

Master Chief would obviously become the world's greatest Canadian hockey player. Yep. That makes perfect sense. Actually, you know, I bet he would do almost nothing but play hockey. Think about it. All Master Chief seems to do is go real fast and hit stuff with either bullets, his guns, or (in the case of most online matches) his balls. Most hockey player go fast, and hits things at people. Yay Canada's pastime.

 

[Jeronus]

Wario would become a Wall Street executive. Still taking everyone's money but he would also get bonuses and a golden parachute. Bowser would open a chain of White Castles. "Your order is in another castle."

 

[high_castle]

Altair and the Prince of Persia would team up to make youtube videos showcasing their parkour and free running moves.

 

[IceStar100]

Cortana from Halo would become a hentai Star

(I felt like saying Hentai porn star but that felt redundant.)

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Kirby would be eating damned everything!

Thusly he would be a food taster, or health inspector.

(I felt like saying Hentai porn star but that felt redundant.)

Yeah that would be redundant.

Sackboy/girl would be a cereal mascot.

 

[Shapsters]

I think Altair would maybe own a quaint flower shop, perhaps Samus would run a brothel, Donkey Kong would be... a monkey I suppose.

 

[amazinglettera]

Squall from FF8 would own an Emo Fashion Emporium.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Link would be doing NOTHING. Because his entire existence is surrounded by "Go here, have adventure."

It would be interesting to see what kind of missions Star Fox did outside of the "go here, kill andross and his minions" ones. Aren't they all mercenaries? They could be hired to go destroy a planet or do something for boatloads of money... That's what mercenaries do.

He was a rancher in TP before the adventure started.