If it wasn't for...

[Dorian6]

If it wasn't for acting and musical theater, I would have gone on a violent killing spree

 

[King Toasty]

If it wasn't for me being so awesome, I wouldn't be so damn awesome.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

If it wasn't for my age, I would be dead in Iraq somewhere by now.

 

[FoAmY99]

If it wasn't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college. (Bag of internets to whoever gets this one)

 

[crudus]

If it wasn't for that incident in high school I would have in college, rooming with my best friends, acing all my classes, and happy.

If it wasn't for my school being stupid, searching "Mona Lisa" on google wouldn't be blocked.

Yeah, I totally turned off all the filters to google that and I get nothing that is ban worthy.

If it wasn't for Half Life and other shooters, I may have won some money on Duke Nukem Forever eventually coming out. ;o

What? Like you would have spent your time studying the market for irregularities and would have put money down on what day Duke Nukem Forever was announced?

If it wasn't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college. (Bag of internets to whoever gets this one)

that was said 19 posts ago. Lewis Black. Do I still win?

 

[Jodah]

If it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay.

 

[Nedoras]

If it wasn't for them meddling kids, I would have gotten away with it *shakes fist angrily*

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

If it wasn't for all the moving my family did when I was younger, I would have childhood memories to reminisce about with childhood friends.

 

[Sleekgiant]

If it wasn't for my poor social skills, I would have gotten self esteem...

Same, feels bad man ;_;

 

[Sacman]

If it wasn't for my school being stupid, searching "Mona Lisa" on google wouldn't be blocked.

Search 'Gustav Klimt' instead... One of my favorite artists...<.<

 

[DJDarque]

If it wasn't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college. (Bag of internets to whoever gets this one)

I regret to inform you, but you were ninja'd.

If it weren't the The Escapist, I would be so bored at work right now.