If it were real....
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I think I'm going to cross the line with this one:
I remember a joke where this alien slaps this guys forehead to make his penis longer and pulls his ears to make it bigger. When are we going to figure that technology out?
I remember a joke where this alien slaps this guys forehead to make his penis longer and pulls his ears to make it bigger. When are we going to figure that technology out?
Maybe a tasp, form Ringworld. but that'd be crazy.
Iron Man's Armour with a built-in Portal gun. But the feat of such an awesome thing would be the envy and therefore target of every major government in the world.
Iron Man's Armour with a built-in Portal gun. But the feat of such an awesome thing would be the envy and therefore target of every major government in the world.
Limit breaks, but only in an academic setting as they would be retarded everywhere else. Imagine the professor giving you back a failed term paper, and all of the pain and anger sends you rocketing forward to rip his throat out in a blast of fire and weird sound effects.
Realistically, I'd just like to have Altair's athleticism. It'd be awesome to have that degree of control over my body, and to have the strength to hold up my entire body weight with just my hands.
Realistically, I'd just like to have Altair's athleticism. It'd be awesome to have that degree of control over my body, and to have the strength to hold up my entire body weight with just my hands.
Alchemy, Ed Elric style >3
If you could turn a piece of metal into a cannon just by clapping your hands?? And you'd never lose at Dodgeball when you can summon random walls out of the ground...
And I'd love Pokemon to be real, too. No idea why, though. Just sounds like a cool thought.
If you could turn a piece of metal into a cannon just by clapping your hands?? And you'd never lose at Dodgeball when you can summon random walls out of the ground...
And I'd love Pokemon to be real, too. No idea why, though. Just sounds like a cool thought.
If that existed I'd still have that one job in Seattle.Sib said:
Oh hey, telling my boss that upper management's decision to release fucking beta software as final product is turning the entire support organization into a living hell, which is why all the experienced people are leaving, and that if upper management is going to blame the support reps for the metrics going into the toilet, upper management can, and I quote, "kiss my ass" (upper management being The President of The Company) - now that I think about it, that was probably what we call a "career limiting move." Thank god I paused and saved right before that meeting. Let's play that over again, shall we? And perhaps we'll try Stealth rather than Melee this time.
Also, reviews would be nice, you know, so you could kind of check something out before investing a lot of time and money into it.
"Here at ReviewMag.com, we were really looking forward to VoIP Startup. We were told that it made full use of next-gen technology, and the Hosted Telephony system looked particularly promising. Unfortunately, it never lived up to its promise. The Hosted Telephony interface is clunky and unintuitive, leading to a great deal of trial and error before we got the setup we wanted, and even then, some of the key features were simply unusable. The side-quests are boring and time-consuming, the NPCs are lackluster and frequently obstruct progress from level to level, and the leveling-up process itself appears to be largely random. Worst of all, Startup is riddled with bugs and glitches. Periodically the whole system would freeze, and collected resources and experience points would simply disappear. What we were hoping would be refreshing change from Microsoft's omnipresent Dash Trash turned out to be a complete waste of time that totally failed to deliver on its potential. We give VoIP Startup a 3.5."
It's interesting that all of this is based on "wouldn't it be cool if *I* had access to this thing". None of this stuff would be particularly cool if you were still the lowly human in a world of magic, and uber-weapons. Except for save points, those would be cool all around, though it raises an interesting question about chaos theory. If I save, would it reset the entirety of the world, since my actions inherently affect everything in some small way?
I am stunned. Who is this Dr. Mcninja you speak of? I must have this technology.Copter400 said:
Uhh, I would like to have pokeballs or the portal gun.
What if rapture were real, but it was well-kept? A tourist attraction?
Or, Black Mesa/ Apeture Science.
Or what if the Rainbow 6 Vegas and Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 storylines actually happened? Sure, plenty of people would get killed, but it'd be kinda cool.
What if rapture were real, but it was well-kept? A tourist attraction?
Or, Black Mesa/ Apeture Science.
Or what if the Rainbow 6 Vegas and Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 storylines actually happened? Sure, plenty of people would get killed, but it'd be kinda cool.
The Wave theory the Human Impact theory.
This is a theory I came up with in my stories; basically energy and mass are both different types of waves, and people can influence how these waves work, conscuously with enough practice. This would make earth like Marvel Comics, only everyone would be a lot more powerful.
Although I would wonder if the Pandora effect would come into play (people don't like people more powerful than them, and destroy them with any means available) that would make it a moot point.
I apologize if my over-analytical Asperger-suffering mind-poo has offended you. If it means anything, I think it would be cool to have Iron-man armor...
This is a theory I came up with in my stories; basically energy and mass are both different types of waves, and people can influence how these waves work, conscuously with enough practice. This would make earth like Marvel Comics, only everyone would be a lot more powerful.
Although I would wonder if the Pandora effect would come into play (people don't like people more powerful than them, and destroy them with any means available) that would make it a moot point.
I apologize if my over-analytical Asperger-suffering mind-poo has offended you. If it means anything, I think it would be cool to have Iron-man armor...
the Website is http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=37&issue=5PurpleRain said:
I'd go with the Portal Gun, Magic or Super powers in place of magic (No physical mutations the world has enough ways to hate and belittle each other.)
But my yet to be said on the thread picks would either be working Robots/Mechs and/or transfroming vehicles; or a quest/adventure that would have a end result of true world peace for defeating a clear evil! if only for a few generations.
1. Holodeck
2. Real working lightsabers
3. portal gun
4. Zero Suit Samus
5. Pokeballs
6. ????
7. Profit
2. Real working lightsabers
3. portal gun
4. Zero Suit Samus
5. Pokeballs
6. ????
7. Profit