If Jesus was your brother what would you do?

[plank_man180]

I would take the top bunk, embarrass him in front of his friends and hog the Xbox all the time so he can't play it.

What? You think I'm going to treat him differently to a normal brother because he's Jesus?

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Oh how well this fits with my avatar

Spoiler

GOD-
-FUCKING-
-DAMMIT!

This was the only thing I could think when I saw the thread title, and I get here and someone's already done it.

If Jesus was my brother I'd probably just ignore him. Let him go off and save mankind by getting hammered to a tree, I'm busy being Jewish, carpenting things and having a loving wife and children plus a long life undamaged by nails or Romans.

 

[Snowstar of Ice]

I agree, give women them equal rights, then invite them to the house.