If knocking on doors was made illegal, how would you alert the householder of your presence?

[V8 Ninja]

I would yell "PILLS!!!" until they opened the door or called the cops. Yes, I have been playing Left 4 Dead as of late.

 

[DarkRyter]

"Open the door, I got a gun!"

I yell loudly.

 

[Chasing-The-Light]

Kick down the door and strut inside, proclaiming my presence to all.

 

[Aiedail256]

If they don't have a doorbell, probably this:

That made my day! XD

Seriously, though: kick the door with the same force as a normal knock. Semantics FTW!

 

[Isalan]

I'd knock anyway and take the consequences. Cos frankly, fuck stupid laws.

I'm looking at you Human Rights and Health and Safety!

 

[Jamous]

Don't knock. Kick, shoulder barge, or lockpick. Or a gong. Gong's are cool.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Elbow the door. You do it hard enough, and it's not knocking, it's hitting with intent to do damage. Just because the door is made of wood or metal that refuses to give out is not my problem.

 

[Blemontea]

put on a giant fat red suit and charge at the door bursting it down and shouting "OH YEAH!!!"

 

[Imperius]

Plant semtex on the door. Breach and clear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wjHeUS1ZE&feature=related

 

[Blueruler182]

I have a reason to get a megaphone? DONE!

Either that or throw my batarang through the window. Doubt they'd mistake who it was. Not many of you poor bastards own a batarang.

 

[Quazimofo]

I'd just text or call them.

Because really, who doesn't have a phone on them these days?

For various reasons, a number of people don't have phones (i lost mine, and we can no longer afford the rest of the family's for example). however, many people do have access to a boombox, and so it would only be appropriate to blast either a funny ringtone you found on the net, or boombox.

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The added bonus would be a spontaneous rainbow coalition of dancing. you just need to make sure to bring some extra pairs of fingerless gloves.

 

[FalloutJack]

[HEADING=1]I WOULD SHOUT...VERY LOUDLY!!![/HEADING]

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[Imperius]

 

[I-Protest-I]

I work nights so I'd probably have someone knocking on my door which happens alot. So I'd casually walk downstairs half naked and proceed to punch whoever did.

 

[Jodah]

Yell loudly or start shooting out windows. Depends how much I like them.

 

[Romidude]

Knock on the door. Fuck the police.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Drive a car throw the door. Then ask nicely if I'm allowed in. If not I reverse and just drive away.

 

[FernandoV]

With dynamite. NIGGAS WILL KNOW I'M THERE.