If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

[zehydra]

forum games need discussion value?

You throw it at someone you don't like.

When life gives you an annoying motivational speaker...

You hook him up with one of your equally annoying ex's

When life gives you a V8...

give it to someone deathly allergic to tomatoes.

when life gives you Mark IV Astartes Plate....

look up who the hell that was on wikipedia.

When life gives you a guldan's skull...

 

[imnot]

forum games need discussion value?

You throw it at someone you don't like.

When life gives you an annoying motivational speaker...

You hook him up with one of your equally annoying ex's

When life gives you a V8...

give it to someone deathly allergic to tomatoes.

when life gives you Mark IV Astartes Plate....

look up who the hell that was on wikipedia.

When life gives you a guldan's skull...

throw it a toddler!
when life gives you Chuck norris riding a bear covered in machine guns...

 

[ddon]

throw it a toddler!
when life gives you Chuck norris riding a bear covered in machine guns...

Do what ever you want without consequences.

When life gives you rabbid dogs...

 

[cartographer54]

One completely off topic thing I have to say is: if life gives you lemons, your lemonade is gonna suck if you don't add sugar and water.

OT:

forum games need discussion value?

You throw it at someone you don't like.

When life gives you an annoying motivational speaker...

You hook him up with one of your equally annoying ex's

When life gives you a V8...

give it to someone deathly allergic to tomatoes.

when life gives you Mark IV Astartes Plate....

look up who the hell that was on wikipedia.

When life gives you a guldan's skull...

you put it on a newborn cubone.

When life gives you a pokeball...

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

when life gives you Chuck norris riding a bear covered in machine guns...

You fucking run.

When life gives you the powers of a god, you...

 

[David_G]

What the hell... I've been epically ninja'd.

Also:

You beat children with it.

Spoiler: Couldn't resist posting this.

Uh....Am I missing something? That's not even a bear.

It's courage wolf

That's Insanity Wolf.

Spoiler: This is courage wolf

 

[SteinFaust]

when life gives you Chuck norris riding a bear covered in machine guns...

You fucking run.

When life gives you the powers of a god, you...

smite the shittiest politician.

when life gives you infinity chinese food....

 

[Sacman]

Throw them back, I freakin hate lemons!!!

 

[imnot]

forum games need discussion value?

You throw it at someone you don't like.

When life gives you an annoying motivational speaker...

You hook him up with one of your equally annoying ex's

When life gives you a V8...

give it to someone deathly allergic to tomatoes.

when life gives you Mark IV Astartes Plate....

look up who the hell that was on wikipedia.

When life gives you a guldan's skull...

throw it a toddler!
when life gives you Chuck norris riding a bear covered in machine guns...

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
When life gives you a copy of Superman 64...

Also:

You beat children with it.

Spoiler: Couldn't resist posting this.

Uh....Am I missing something? That's not even a bear.

It's courage wolf

That's Insanity Wolf.

Spoiler: This is courage wolf

http://30.media.tumblr.com/RzfWAthqnopjqlbnjPYaIQweo1_400.jpg

Burn it at a stake while praising the night mother.
when life gives you nothing...

 

[SteinFaust]

look up who the hell that was on wikipedia.

i ... wait-wh...... huh?

 

[crimsonshrouds]

when life gives you Chuck norris riding a bear covered in machine guns...

You fucking run.

When life gives you the powers of a god, you...

smite the shittiest politician.

when life gives you infinity chinese food....

invite all your chinese friends over and have a party

when life gives you steroids...

 

[David_G]

Spoiler: this is slowly becoming a failure of a thread.

Quote please when you post.

Well, this is also supposed to be in forum games...

When life gives you... fuck it, never mind. Disregard this post.

Spoiler: I can't

Delete this thread can I?

You can ask a mod to move it for you, here is a list of them copy-pasted from the posting thread (thanks Kuliani)

snip

I don't know if all of them have thread moving abilities, though.

They won't mind?

No they won't mind, I've seen a post where the mods told everyone not to be afraid to PM them, because it's their job.

 

[Daft Sikes]

Spoiler: this is slowly becoming a failure of a thread.

Quote please when you post.

Well, this is also supposed to be in forum games...

When life gives you... fuck it, never mind. Disregard this post.

Spoiler: I can't

Delete this thread can I?

You can ask a mod to move it for you, here is a list of them copy-pasted from the posting thread (thanks Kuliani)

snip

I don't know if all of them have thread moving abilities, though.

They won't mind?

No they won't mind, I've seen a post where the mods told everyone not to be afraid to PM them, because it's their job.

People seem to be having fun, so I'll just leave it alone.

 

[zehydra]

look up who the hell that was on wikipedia.

i ... wait-wh...... huh?

Lol, missed the little "plate" bit at the end there. Didn't realize it was armor.

 

[stewie1996]

When life gives you steroids...
Mix 'em with liquor!
When god gives you lemons...

 

[SteinFaust]

When life gives you steroids...
Mix 'em with liquor!
When god gives you lemons...

[HEADING=2]YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!![/HEADING]

when life gives you Macs..

 

[Venom 3135]

You ask what the he'll this guy means by "macs".

When life gives you gorillas...

 

[crewman_number_6]

You make yourself a coat

When life gives you a crappy live action adaptation of your favorite show...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The case of whoop-ass gets opened.

When life gives you viruses

 

[SteakHeart]

Restore your computer!

When life gives you pneumonoultramiscroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis