If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

[Xpwn3ntial]

Stop breathing silica dust.

When life gives you zombies

 

[Glamorgan]

Eat their brains, in some form of sick irony.

When life gives you sexual assault charges...

 

[Robert632]

You make sexual assault legal.

When life gives you a hippo.

 

[Glamorgan]

EAT IT!!!!!

Omnomnom Hippo.

I drop a pineapple!

 

[BoosterGold]

you make a house under the ocean

When life gives you owen wilson

 

[Glamorgan]

Make a bad movie.

When life gives you a bazooka...

 

[SteinFaust]

Make a bad movie.

When life gives you a bazooka...

fire it into the nearest PETA meeting.

when god gives you Macintosh computers...

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

You throw them away.

When life gives you money

 

[SteinFaust]

You throw them away.

When life gives you money

put it into a fiscally responsible CD account.

when life redirects you to DasBoSchitt's youtube page...

 

[Daft Sikes]

You PM him for episode 10.
When life gives you Gabe Newell tied to a chair-

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Pull the switch.

When life gives you prunes-

 

[SteinFaust]

Pull the switch.

When life gives you prunes-

add hotsauce and ex-lax to shart your guts out into your enemy's couch.

when life gives you steak burritos...

 

[SteinFaust]

Pull the switch.

When life gives you prunes-

add hotsauce and ex-lax to shart your guts out into your enemy's couch.

when life gives you steak burritos...

you do the same thing above.

when life gives you a pallet of legal pads...

 

[Glamorgan]

Sue someone!

When life gives you an ice pick...

 

[SteinFaust]

Sue someone!

When life gives you an ice pick...

make an ice sculpture of James Seth Lynch.

when life gives you the sweetest gibson guitar...

 

[SteakHeart]

...trade it in for a sweeter Flying V.

When life gives you a sweet Flying V...

 

[Mcupobob]

...trade it in for a sweeter Flying V.

When life gives you a sweet Flying V...

You sell it on ebay because you don't know how to play guitar.
When life gives you radical, expermintal, new age mind altering drugs packed with extra adjectives.

 

[Daft Sikes]

...trade it in for a sweeter Flying V.

When life gives you a sweet Flying V...

You sell it on ebay because you don't know how to play guitar.
When life gives you radical, expermintal, new age mind altering drugs packed with extra adjectives.

Test it on your cat.
When life gives you an anime harem...

 

[SteinFaust]

...trade it in for a sweeter Flying V.

When life gives you a sweet Flying V...

You sell it on ebay because you don't know how to play guitar.
When life gives you radical, expermintal, new age mind altering drugs packed with extra adjectives.

Test it on your cat.
When life gives you an anime harem...

lose all your physical features from the copious amount friction.

when life gives you a lack of physical features...