If Life was designed by...

[The_root_of_all_evil]

People often say I can't tell the difference between reality and fiction. Well, it's obvious, you can't repeatedly press ALT+F4 to shut some idiots up. But then...

If Reality was designed by (insert games designer here), what would it be like?

 

[Copter400]

If it was designed by Tim Schafer, it would just be batshit insane.

 

[Hey Joe]

If life was deigned by Cliffy B, then there would be more chainsaws and less talking.

 

[PurpleRain]

If Reality was designed by Maxis, it would be really boring but somewho addictive. I spend more time shovling trash and telling myself to have a bath then actually going to work.

 

[Drugar]

If reality was designed by Chris Taylor, there'd be explosions and killing all around.

If reality was designed by Peter Molineux it'd be hyped while it was in it's early stages, then suddenly not so cool when you get to the real deal.
...is Peter God?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

If real life was designed by Sony Online, there'd be teleporter gnomes instead of buses; but only after they'd tried to fix buses for 5 years.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

If life was designed by Valve it'd be created in billons of years rather than 7 days, but would be worth the wait.

Oh, and if it was designed by Richard Garriott you'd need a stategy guide to learn how to breathe

 

[Vortigar]

If it was designed by Hideo Kojima you couldn't carry the contents of your own wallet without your inventory being full. You'd also need to sit down before you'd be able to lie down so you'd be able to roll over and then put a tranq dart in your arse to go to sleep. But at least there'll be random porn mags lying around everywhere.

 

[Juan Regular]

If life was designed by Ben Croshaw it would be a lot funnier.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

If it was designed by 3d Realms, I'd still be in the womb.

 

[haruvister]

If life was designed by God, why did he create Uwe Boll?

 

[Anarchemitis]

IF it was create by:
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People who don't think fast enough would think everyone studders alot.[/li]
[li]

It'd be great, but you'd start life $12,000 in the hole. And everything would be low quality until you hit render, and even then it'd be low quality until you figure out some good rendering effects and expensive plugins.[/li]
[li]Forum Trolls: Jesus would have no meaning, nor would any expletives.[/li]
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Contemplate this concept for a little while.[/li]

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

If life was created by Morimoto, only about a dozen people would be worth getting to know, but those dozen people would continue to be reborn until the end of time.