TizzytheTormentor said:
A Waluigi running around intentionally annoying everyone.
Actually, I think another cool thing they could do is set up something if a 'Where Waldo'-esique minigame where an actor playing Waluigi will hide somewhere at a random part of the park just minutes before the park opens, and the first visitor to find Waluigi would be rewarded with a coupon for a free snack or meal from any restaurant or concession stand in the Nintendo Theme park.
Also, forget the Sleeping Beauty castle from Disneyland, Nintendo's theme park could have 4, count 'em, 4 castles!
the first would be Princess Peach's Castle, a mostly girly-themed castle designed to essentially give visitors a semi royal welcome, the castle could come with a complete Royal spa with all features included, from messages, hot tubs, facials, all that good stuff. As well as Royal Cafe that serves various Mario-themed meals, included real-life imitations of Tayce T and Zess T's different recipes. And a Royal gift shop that sell different Mario-themed souvenirs, including all the various versions of the dresses that Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, and even Rosalina have worn throughout the entire franchise.
The second would be Bowser's Castle, which in contrast, could serve as a dark ride where visitors go on ride vehicles where they're greeted by an animatronic Bowser, who throughout the ride personally gives a guided tour of his Castle, showing animatronic versions of his minions and thing's they'd do when they're not fighting Mario. And like the Silverwood ride Tremors, the Bowser's Castle ride can end with the visitors exiting through a gift shop that sells different plushies and toys based on Bowser, his minions, and all the other different Mario villains.
The third would be King Dedede's Castle could serve as an area suits for very young children, possessing various Kirby-themed rides, attractions, and games for the little ones, the castle could also serve as a 'Lost Children' center where any kids who got lost or separated from their parents can be taken there where they can be safely watched over by park employees and can enjoy hanging around a fun and safe environment while they wait for their parents to find them here.
the fourth would be Hyrule Castle, which actually could serve as a theater of sorts, where visitors can sit and watch things like a live orchestra playing different Nintendo theme music, a Hylian magician performing magic acts, those sort of things.
If Nintendo did that I'm pretty sure whatever money troubles they would have would be gone forever. Also if you think about Nintendo is really the only game company on Earth who could do something like this and with pretty much the whole world knowing who they are now and all the 80s and 90s kids starting to get married and have kids of their own I doubt they'd be opposed to take their children to such a park. Hell I'm 22 and I'd probably have a blast at the Kirby castle you describe.
