"If only they existed..."

[JordanXlord]

portal gun, endless practical joke possibilities

...i like that idea...hmmm i would put a portal on the ceiling and one in the toilet


my little bro will end up shitting on his head

 

[Hunter6475]

Magic/Powers or Plasmids if scientists can get there. Telekinesis, teleporting, and burning/freezing things would be wicked sick!

 

[Zechnophobe]

Seriously, isn't the most obvious answer here:

"Magic"

?

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Rocket chairs and boots, holodecks and skittle beer....and robot pirate ninjas.