If pokemon were real, they would be freaking scary

[TheNumber1Zero]

Woah Jesus! I never once really thought about the fact that it wears another animal's skull.

It actually wears the skull of one of its parents.

Don't ask me why I know, some things you just remember.

 

[Neonbob]

Gyrados.
Sure, Charizard and the other dragons are scary as hell, but Gyrados can fucking lurk under the water, waiting for your fat ass to go swimming or something.
At least with the land based ones, you have something of a chance.
Not with that giant snaky bastard, though.

*Shuffles papers*

Gyrados is.... a ninja?

*dons hat*
Close. But not quite. It is the nightmare of all who swim, though.
Imagine Jaws, but with a fucking hyper beam.
You just crapped yourself a bit, didn't you?

Picture this. You're swimming in the ocean, your yacht lolling about lazily in the water. Pale moonlight streaks across the waves in a brilliant shimmering silver.You feel great. Beyond great since you had that six pack, but hey, it's not like anyones there to check up on you right? This place is deserted, it took you 4 hours to find it from the mainland.

Except you didn't bother to check why this place was so deserted. You didn't notice the signs on the way out (hey, you were hardly gonna get pulled over for a DUI, so why not have a few brewskis at the wheel?). You didn't notice the titanium alloy fence that you bumped over, hazily just batting away that it was "a rough wave". And you certaintly didn't notice the radio report to stay away from this area.

But the Gyrados has noticed you...

This guy? He gets it.
*high fives*

 

[Doctor What]

First off, thank god, we've named only the first 151 so far.

Now then, My vote is for tengela. There is just so much that is wrong with that pokemon.

 

[The Random One]

More scary than you might think. [http://www222.pair.com/sjohn/pokethulhu.htm]

 

[Shru1kan]

Onix... giant boulder... snake... thing...

 

[thenoblegaunt]

imagine how difficult sea travel would have been (and still would be) if gyarados' existed.

 

[Sneaklemming]

Also it raises the question of slavery, since they are more intelligent then animals... but not quite human.

 

[Dudemeister]

Well, in real life, Palkia and Dialga would be Lovecraftian horrors. TO LOOK UPON THEM IS TO KNOW MADNESS!

 

[Omikron009]

Spoiler

Dear god, it's bloodlust is unquenchable!

 

[TheColdHeart]

It would make walking in the hillside a bit more dangerous seeing as Geodudes look like rocks and have a tendency to blow them selves up randomly...Don't think I'd like to be hit with exploding chunks of boulder to be honest.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Mr. Mime.

Dear god, that thing is fucking creepy.

 

[piez13]

Woah Jesus! I never once really thought about the fact that it wears another animal's skull.

It actually wears the skull of one of its parents.

Don't ask me why I know, some things you just remember.

That's even worse.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Think of all the pent up rage that a Gyrados can have because we kept teasing it as Magikarp.

Spoiler

Yeah...

Edit: Nvm, got it to work

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Woah Jesus! I never once really thought about the fact that it wears another animal's skull.

It actually wears the skull of one of its parents.

Don't ask me why I know, some things you just remember.

That's even worse.

Not quite. Cubones are actually crybabies by nature, and wear the skull of one of their parents in a way similar to a safety blanket.

 

[Darth Pope]

Spoiler: Beedrill

Spoiler: Rapidash

Spoiler: Poliwhirl

Spoiler: Misingno

Spoiler: Lickitung

Spoiler: Geodude

Whatever GameFreak has been smoking, I want some.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

What the fuck would Porygon look like?

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Woah Jesus! I never once really thought about the fact that it wears another animal's skull.

It actually wears the skull of one of its parents.

Don't ask me why I know, some things you just remember.

Oh and that isn't fucked up at all =|

I don't think I'd like to come across anything like a Haunter or Ghastly... then again, if pokemon were real, does that mean we get pokeballs to capture them with? I would however like to snag a Pidgeot to take me everywhere!

 

[Hollock]

some of them are basically gods. Stopping time, blowing up the sun. Fuck Arceus (probably didn't spell that right) is pretty much god itself. not to mention every single other one. Would be cool, but terrifying.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Oh we've now officially started delving into the darker realms of D/P