If pokemon were real, they would be freaking scary

[TriggerUnhappy]

Spoiler

How about some credit where credit is due: http://light-schizophrenia.deviantart.com/

That is fucking scary but badass at the same time. Also, imagine catching a Magikarp, then throwing it back into the water, only for it to suddenly evolve and pop back out as a pissed off Gyarados. And, let's not get into just how big it could be:
<spoiler=Imagine this bastard staring at you>http://www.hideyoshi-ruwwe.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Orange-Leviathan_small.jpg

 

[Neonbob]

There's one important detail you're forgetting when it comes to exactly how terrifying a world with Gyradoses would be.

Gyrados has two types. The first is Water.

The second is Flying.

...

*removes glasses*

Gentlemen...it's worse than we feared.

Holy fuck.
You...you're right.
I think we'd need to seriously upgrade AA units...and put them at every street corner.

 

[Necrofudge]

An equally pressing question here is, if all the animals were replaced by Pokemon, would we all be vegetarians?

Would there be an underground organization selling Pokemon meat?

Would we essentially become Korea with the dogs?

 

[Serge A. Storms]

Mewtwo. It looks fucking weird, it talks by psychically putting words in your mind, and it actually has a body count.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Man, even the bug-type Pokemon would be terrifying. Imagine Beedrill. It's a bee, which means it's already the work of Satan. Then put spikes on its arms and make it several times normal size. Don't even get me started on Scyther...I'd never go outside again.

 

[Rylingo]

Theres gonna be other domestic issues with some of the pokemon.

Take lopunny for example...

 

[Mr. Purple]

Spoiler: Beedrill

Spoiler: Rapidash

Spoiler: Poliwhirl

Spoiler: Misingno

Spoiler: Lickitung

Spoiler: Geodude

Whatever GameFreak has been smoking, I want some.

O.O

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Theres gonna be other domestic issues with some of the pokemon.

Take lopunny for example...

As in....

No.

I won't say.

Well...

Caberet Dancer?

I don't care what you say. This is the cutest fonkin' thing ever made.

Perfect for angry Girlfriends.

 

[Arrogancy]

I have to say that the scariest would be the Unknown. They aren't much individually, to be fair, but when a group concentrates they posess the power to bend the fabric of time and space, choosing to bring into creation whatever they desired, turning their raw energy into matter, or even worse... turning matter into pure energy. God, the power. Bending the fabric of reality, the power of total oblivion at my disposal. Mine. Unlimited power, all mine!... Great, now I'm on another power-hungry doom trip and I just got off the last one. Anyway, you get the idea, the Unknown are fucking terrible because they can literally do whatever they want.

 

[Erana]

Arceus

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Meh.
They say Arceus is practically a god, but MissingNo.'s the one who actually causes strange creatures to appear, items suddenly duplicate, makes old men levitate, and can even create locations out of random pieces of everywhere else in the world.
Arceus just changes colors when given shiny things.

Spoiler: Not to mention, seeing a swirling vortex of pixels and symbols would be really creepy along the lines of this:

 

[NeoAC]

Magmar. I don't want anything that looks like a caveman duck that's been lit on fire anywhere near me.

 

[Calobi]

I opened the Geodude one. And I ain't opening any more.

You opened the worst one. Don't worry, the rest are fairly normal

[small]You know, as normal as any images of lifelike Pokemon can be.[/small]

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Actually, many of them are scary in one way or another. Here's a list: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/Ptitlei015gc004kw4?from=NightmareFuel.Pokemon

Read it if you dare...

 

[SmartIdiot]

I couldn't help but notice no-one has mentioned Goldeen yet. Now that would be scary in real life.

 

[Deleted]

The government would probably kill off the deadly ones like Mewtwo and Tyranitar. And each person would only have one pokemon.

Not to mention I'd be kicked out of my home at ten!

 

[Rylingo]

Theres gonna be other domestic issues with some of the pokemon.

Take lopunny for example...

As in....

No.

I won't say.

Well lets just say keep your safesearch on when google searching for that picture.

 

[SantoUno]

As if I needed another reason to never swim in the ocean, I would NOT want to even be in a boat if there was a chance of encountering a wild Gyarados or Tentacruel.

Although if a Lapras came at me and gave me a ride that would be sweet.

 

[Jing the Bandit]

Spoiler

How about some credit where credit is due: http://light-schizophrenia.deviantart.com/

That is awesome/terrifying/mentally scarring.