if pokemon were real, which one would you have?

[MrSnugglesworth]

Octillery, because it's the closest thing I'll get to the Kraken.

There isn't an actual squid Pokemon is there? You'd think they would have one by now.

Tentacruel?

Again, Tentacruel is a jelly, not a squid.

That actually makes sense. Well thanks for clearing that up.

 

[lwm3398]

Have to go with Lucario, I mean come on, he is a ninja for damn sakes.

not only a ninja, but he has blue blasts of energy that fucking DESTROY in brawl.

 

[lwm3398]

Rotom, because what's cooler than an electric ghost? Nothing, that's what.

in platinum, it fucking EVOLVES! into a goddamned vacuum cleaner! or other appliances! your mind is blown.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Sandslash

 

[ThePirateMan]

I would pick Pikachu and beat the crap out of him, revenge for all the bad jokes and comedies about him!

 

[lwm3398]

Shroomish, and a pigy, So shroomish can put me to sleep and Pigy, well he can.... spiderPigy! spiderPigy! does whatever a spiderPigy does.

fixed.

 

[Gerazzi]

Only one?
I thought you could have six...



On topic, Cyndaquil.
It's a porcupine on fire screw you, Sonic.

 

[mitaka7730]

if pokemons were real the Only,or at least most satisfaction bringing action including them is lighting them on fire with a blowtorch and watching them sizzle with a heineken in your hand.

 

[Motakikurushi]

Scizor or Blaziken.

 

[CloudKiller]

Umbreon. It's cute, in a dark and evil way

 

[slevin8989]

I would probable pick cubone that guy is just too cute

 

[Mockingjay]

Ermm... Electrode? Bzzz

 

[DN83]

Garados. Nobody's gonna mess with you then.

 

[lwm3398]

Ditto or Charmander, though I rather have Guilimon then either of them. Nothing beats the Dub version of him. He can beat the sh!t out of any pokemon while being cuter then any of them in his rookie form.

then he becomes a badass armored t-rex. badass.

 

[lwm3398]

i leik MUDKIPz

personally

ninja'd. i knew someone would be.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Probably Pikachu. For some reason I just can't resist that adorable little rodent. Either that or Charizard or Rayquaza.

 

[Xbowhyena]

Magneton, so I could put jumper cables on it and run all my household appliances on it.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Charizard or Marowak.

I'd want both, and I'd breed them so I'd have lots of little Charmanders and Cubones running about. <3

 

[Eskay]

I would probable pick cubone that guy is just too cute

You mean your pokemon aren't real?

But how do you get through long grass?

 

[Azraellod]

well, assuming that legendary pokemon are out of the question, i would go with gardevoir.

i think psychic pokemon are awesome, and gardevoir is my favourite of the non legendaries. it can create a small black hole... that is just so awesome.