If real animals were Pokemon... Who would be in your team?

[Anchupom]

Before I get started:

Great White Shark
Water
Bite, Fury Attack, Crunch, Aqua Jet
Item: Lazer, which would be attatched to it's head

Made me lol.
"Frickin' sharks with frickin' lazers on their frickin' heads?!"

Rhino
Type: Ground/Normal
Moves: Take Down, Horn Drill, Earthquake, Rage.

Silverback Gorilla
Type: Fighting/Dark
Moves: Cross Chop, Fake Out, Headbutt, Crunch.

Komodo Dragon
Type: Dragon
Moves: Bite, Dragon Claw, Dragon Tail, Scary Look.

Octopus
Type: Water/Psychic (Paul the Octopus reference)
Moves: Bind, Psychic, Surf, Smokescreen.

Bullet Ant
Type: Bug/Poison
Moves: Screech, Bug Bite, Poison Sting, Bounce.

Lion
Type: Fire
Moves: Flash, Fire Fang, Slash, Rest

Any questions?

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I don't want to figure out all mine, so I'll give a few.

Honey Badger

Type: Fighting/Dark

Moves: Outrage, Slash, Dig, Murder

I know Murder isn't a Pokemon move, but it most certainly would be if I had a honey badger.

Moose

Type: Forest

Moves: Surf (on calm water), Stomp, Body Slam, Strength

With these two, nothing could touch me.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Giant Panda Type: Normal
Firefox (Red Panda) Type: Fire
Kangaroo Type: Fighting
Falcon Type: Flying
Wolf Type: Dark
Komodo Type: Poison

 

[garbageman2012]

A shotgun to keep away all the crazy people who think trained animals are better self defence/robery tools.

 

[Anchupom]

I don't want to figure out all mine, so I'll give a few.

Honey Badger

Type: Fighting/Dark

Moves: Outrage, Slash, Dig, Murder

I know Murder isn't a Pokemon move, but it most certainly would be if I had a honey badger.

Moose

Type: Forest

Moves: Surf (on calm water), Stomp, Body Slam, Strength

With these two, nothing could touch me.

BULLET ANT
Scary mofo's. Don't believe me? Google them. Them or botflies. Or the Japanese Giant Hornet. Actually, any of these: http://bit.ly/8lUSOA

And what about camel spiders?

*shudders*

 

[Marsell]

5 kittens and a shotgun
just in case someone wants to actually fight

 

[Shoggoth2588]

You can use extinct animals in the Pokemon games...Anyway, griping aside:

Flying Fox!
Fly, Wing Attack, Supersonic, Crunch

Banana Boa!
Constrict, Crunch, Glare, Tail-whip

Moose!
Headbutt, Stomp, Tackle, Lick

Electric Eel!
Thundershock, Wrap, Surf, Bite

Snow Leopard!
Slash, Pounce, Bite, Tail-whip

Colossal Squid!
Bind, Peck, Surf, Dive

 

[TAGM]

Transformer Owl
Type - Flying/Ghost
Moves - Transform, Fly, Bulk Up, Scary Face.
(What, you've never seen one? There's footage over here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCgbYnNAbSM . Just watch, And you'll see why I put Ghost type...)

Killer Whale
Type - Water
Moves - Bite, Surf, Nasty Plot, Batton Pass.

Crow
Type - Flying/Dark
Moves - Thief, Nasty Plot, Fly, Batton Pass.

Dolphin
Type - Water
Moves - Bite, Tackle, Nasty Plot.

Snake
Type - Poison
Moves - Bite, Tail Whip.

Scorpion
Type - Poison/Bug
Moves - Poision Sting, Tail Whip.

So it's a bit unorigional. Hey, at least the moves fit, right?

 

[Alar]

Pfft, forget your sissy currently living Pokeanimals. I'm reviving some fossils up in this biznitch.

Pre-historic Team

Tyrannosaurus Rex
TYPE: Dragon
MOVES: Crunch, Dragon Claw, Body Slam, Dragon Rage

Pterodactyl
TYPE: Flying/Dragon
MOVES: Fly, Quick Attack, Aerial Ace, Dragon Rush

Ankylosaurus
TYPE: Ground/Dragon
MOVES: Magnitude, Fissure, Harden, Outrage

Megalodon (ancient shark)
TYPE: Water/Dragon
MOVES: Surf, Dive, Bite, Hydro Cannon

Arctodus (giant bear)
TYPE: Fighting
MOVES: Hammer Arm, Rock Smash, Bulk Up, Close Combat

Mesothelae (giant spider)
TYPE: Bug/Ghost
MOVES: Spider Web, Poison Fang, Hypnosis, Evil Eye

Not the best team, but I think they're pretty kickass!

 

[370999]

I need just the one

Human being
type: normal
Moves: Nuke it, destroy habitat, try to punch a tank, domesticate and breed superior versions.

 

[DatCracker]

Kimodo Dragon

Typeragon/Poison

Moves: Poison Bite, Slash, Extreme Speed, Dragon Rage

suck it

 

[Poofs]

i would use a walrus