If my life were an rpg it would be one where im a person who weilds a super powerful bb gun with a flame enchant so i could shoot fire bbs
If real life was an RPG...
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what are you talking about? Life is an RPG. you're level is your age. and there are boss fights. think about it. cop pulls you over for speeding. mini boss fight. although you wont hit him. same thing. Kids get in trouble with their parents. boss fight. you run into an asshole while driving. random encounter right there.
If life were an RPG, it would keep going, losing altitude until it crashed to the ground and exploded.
I'm sorry, are we talking about rocket-propelled grenades here?
I'm sorry, are we talking about rocket-propelled grenades here?
If life were an RPG, I'd stand on corners all day, telling people to either
A) Do quests that don't exist
or
B) Send them all to one place and tell them to vanquish all others who arrive
A) Do quests that don't exist
or
B) Send them all to one place and tell them to vanquish all others who arrive
If life was an RPG i'd max out my charisma and stamina, maybe put some points in intelligence and luck too, all my equipment would also have the aforementioned stats.
Then i would get a decent humanoid charming spell and do what i always do, deviate from the primary objective/goal/quest/demand/request/plea of help.
Then i would get a decent humanoid charming spell and do what i always do, deviate from the primary objective/goal/quest/demand/request/plea of help.
If life was an RPG I would probably end up being either the shop guy everyone has to go for the silly basic stuff or one of those really annoying you-can't-play-the-game-unless-you-go-through-my-tutorial NPC. Either way I would meet people weather they want to see me or not.
...If real life were to be an "RPG", we'd all be trans-gender, and have hair bigger then our already massive swords.
-Sorry for stereotyping. If it were a Bethesda related RPG, everyone would be really awkward speakers. And I'd be able to sell all the wacky shit I'd want, and no one would care. IE: A coat hanger rapped around a candy bar, stuck up the rear of my teddy bear collection.
-Sorry for stereotyping. If it were a Bethesda related RPG, everyone would be really awkward speakers. And I'd be able to sell all the wacky shit I'd want, and no one would care. IE: A coat hanger rapped around a candy bar, stuck up the rear of my teddy bear collection.
If the real world were an RPG (tabletop) I would be a level 1 commoner and be terrified of house cats.
But, sadly, so has everyone else. Monster leveling SUCKS. Classes would probably go something like this:Iron Mal said:
Academic
Worker
Professional
Manager
Entrepreneur
Military
Artist
Athlete
Loser
Multi-classing would be rampant, except for Loser which would pretty much preclude other classes, although you might be able to convince the GM to let you have an Epiphany or Life-Changing Event and exchange your Loser levels for levels in some other class, much like turning into a Blackguard from Paladin only the other way around.
Oooh, interesting...
I would be...
LEVEL: 16 | CLASS: High-School Student | RACE: Escapian
I'd weild the European Longsword my older brother gave to me for my 15th birthday (No, really, he got me a longsword, who the hell gives a f'ing longsword to a 15-year old!?), I'd have an extremely small memory stat (Because I can never remember to bring my homework to school, even when I write it on my arm), I'd have a cheap cardboard replica of a Roman Auxilery sheild (Homemade, of course) and let's not forget the pellet gun for ranged combat!
If it's like Fallout, I'd have the 'Angel of Death' Perk for raining pellet gun related death upon small woodland critters, Spicifically squirrels (Hey, I gave them TONS of chances to stop chewing through my walls and breaking into my house and biting my dog when he's sleeping! THEY GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO THEM!), as well as the 'Heartless Monster' perk for laughing my ass off when my dog actually tricked a squirrel into thinking he was sleeping, and jumping up when the squirrel got close enough and... Well, let's just say it wasn't pretty, and I'm going to hell for laughing at it.
But most importantly, the 'Chaste' perk, because I'm not at all interested in sex and have NEVER had an awkward moment with a girl (No seriously, I am a teenaged boy that has NEVER had an awkward moment with a girl, I know it's hard to believe, but it's true). I also die early on in the 'game' to show another character just how serious the big bad in their 'storyline' is (Ha ha, sweet! I'm a redshirt!)
I would be...
LEVEL: 16 | CLASS: High-School Student | RACE: Escapian
I'd weild the European Longsword my older brother gave to me for my 15th birthday (No, really, he got me a longsword, who the hell gives a f'ing longsword to a 15-year old!?), I'd have an extremely small memory stat (Because I can never remember to bring my homework to school, even when I write it on my arm), I'd have a cheap cardboard replica of a Roman Auxilery sheild (Homemade, of course) and let's not forget the pellet gun for ranged combat!
If it's like Fallout, I'd have the 'Angel of Death' Perk for raining pellet gun related death upon small woodland critters, Spicifically squirrels (Hey, I gave them TONS of chances to stop chewing through my walls and breaking into my house and biting my dog when he's sleeping! THEY GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO THEM!), as well as the 'Heartless Monster' perk for laughing my ass off when my dog actually tricked a squirrel into thinking he was sleeping, and jumping up when the squirrel got close enough and... Well, let's just say it wasn't pretty, and I'm going to hell for laughing at it.
But most importantly, the 'Chaste' perk, because I'm not at all interested in sex and have NEVER had an awkward moment with a girl (No seriously, I am a teenaged boy that has NEVER had an awkward moment with a girl, I know it's hard to believe, but it's true). I also die early on in the 'game' to show another character just how serious the big bad in their 'storyline' is (Ha ha, sweet! I'm a redshirt!)
Classes: Average joe, Executive, bum, jock, nerd, skater...ect
Boss: well...umm it would be my every ones "boss" and maybe your in laws or annoying neighbors.
Items: food would heals and give stamina. Alcohol Would make me extremely happy, ect
(I'm a soldier in real life...funny people play video games about me...it sucks though. So I'd rather be a normal nerd with a job like in the show "the Office")
Level 21, Class: Soldier, Race: Canadian
Boss: well...umm it would be my every ones "boss" and maybe your in laws or annoying neighbors.
Items: food would heals and give stamina. Alcohol Would make me extremely happy, ect
(I'm a soldier in real life...funny people play video games about me...it sucks though. So I'd rather be a normal nerd with a job like in the show "the Office")
Level 21, Class: Soldier, Race: Canadian
