If the above avatar appeared in your car

[spartan1077]

You forgot to remind me that you're here.
You forgot to NOT ninja me

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

spartanspartan, the road is blocked ahead. Can you suggest an alternate route?

 

[spartan1077]

I'm not your GPS! Although we can cut across the lake.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Can I go on the tour too?

No... but that's only because he works for me. (shh... I didn't tell you that)

That's right, Spartan, I'm your GPS...

(mind-fucks whoever's driving)
You want to drive back to town and stop by Jafang Pizza.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh crap... its finally happened... I've fucked everything up and introduced a fatal paradox... destroying this reality and replacing it with an almost identical reality at the same time...

 

[xmbts]

I smell a wacky adventure.

 

[TheDoctor455]

All right... yes... yes... everyone... YES I KNOW XMBTS'S tentacles are touching you... THEY"RE touching ME too... now shut up... don't make me turn this car... er... ship... carship around.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Welcome to desert tours. Where is your ticket?

 

[xmbts]

...*painfully long awkward staring*...so, whats goin' on?

 

[spartan1077]

*sighs* I need to recharge my car battery AGAIN thanks to you

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Would you mind closing the glove compartment?

 

[Malgorath]

Oh hey. I was just on my way....to SPACE!
Wanna come?

 

[Amzer]

WAAAIT...The hell are you doing my car? Touch the armor...And we might have an issue. I'm dropping you off at the nearest lab so they can see what exactly you are.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I hope you know how to drive because I just died in a fatal accident, woke up again, and forgot how to drive.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Fret not. I shall drive. Now, where are we?

 

[TheDoctor455]

We seem to be somewhere between Sigil and the Citadel.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Wait, I do not have a car.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then... what are we inside of?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

My UFO?

 

[Rainboq]

Where's your stop?