If the above avatar appeared in your car

[Rainboq]

...

OUT.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Oh shit! I think I am legally qualified as a kidnapper! Oh god oh god, what do I do?!

 

[The Clown]

you look stoned, gimme

 

[TheDoctor455]

A clown vampire?
Ehh... where to?

 

[Impluse_101]

.....*gets a root beer and hands it to the protoss*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Grab a bottle, it's a long way to the next gas station.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Where to?

I'm sure I was about to ram my ship into the Zerg Overmind, sacrificing my own life to save everyone else. But now that you're here... fuck it. Where do you want to go?

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Do me a solid, can you jump out of the car and punch that fucking tail-gater?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Where is a hospital when you need it?

 

[spartan1077]

Ahh my eyes they BURN FROM THE SUN....*steals glasses*

EDIT: these never work for long with xpwn changes avatar too much

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You know, I don't usually pick up hitchhikers, but you struck me as different. Where to?

 

[spartan1077]

your bed

OT: I'm kicking you out...you blink too much

 

[Yureina]

Hmm. Do you get made fun of for dressing like that?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Well, do you?

OT: You have the map, which way is Albuquerque?

 

[spartan1077]

No I don't...

OT:You again? I thought I kicked you out

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

It seems we are now fighting over this car.

 

[spartan1077]

It seems we are...*shoots*

 

[xmbts]

Hey no shooting people in the car, you could put a bullet through someones forehead you know.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

If you want to hitchhike, pay for the gas.

 

[Nouw]

Hello mysterious anime person. *Crashes into car out of shock.