if the above avatar broke into my house I would:

[i don't know]

break its legs and serve them for lunch. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

 

[Sliverwings]

Louisville Slugger

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Send it on its way.

 

[Queen Michael]

Go nuts over anime characters being real! Yay!

 

[i don't know]

pull a shotgun out of my mouth that I couldn't digest and blast the guy away with stomach acid, go L4D2!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Tune his gee-tar.

 

[i don't know]

break it over her head, what I'm playing along the tf2 script.

 

[Discord]

I'd Be confused as hell

 

[Daft Sikes]

Get bowl of dog food out. Then, while it's eating, shoot it and skin it and make fur coat for 'lil sis.

 

[i don't know]

shoot it while it makes a fur coat and skin it to make tent, thats what you're supposed to use sticks for!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Smash it with a hammer.

 

[Daft Sikes]

Invite in for coffee. Don't want to piss of an alien entity with the ability to delete me from the face of the earth.

 

[i don't know]

wonder how the tent I made outside got into my house.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I do not know.

 

[Outcast107]

Take the hat for no reason.

 

[Sliverwings]

Go medieval on his ass.

 

[Outcast107]

Slice him(or her) in half with his Energy Sword

 

[i don't know]

I thought this thread died already, hooray for the survivability of my thread! oh and I would offer it some cake.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Serve tea.

 

[Outcast107]

Enjoy the tea and cake.