If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

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Evil Smurf

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As a member of the brovengers, injustice league and a Pub Club member, I suppose a rich guy who drinks straight whiskey and negotiates peace. Or a rockstar, this is fantasy right? I can be whoever I want
 

SpectacularWebHead

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Kaleion said:
stoddapb said:
Census Update

Escaptopia Census (as of post: 347)

Total Population: 287

actor
air-conditioner repairman
Alien
animal shelter
architect - 2
artist- 2
assassin -2
Author -7
barber
bartender - 2
blacksmith
brothel owner
bus driver
cab driver
census taker
chef
clergy - 4
Comedian -3
commander Shepard
construction - 2
criminal- 5
diplomat -2
DJ -2
Doctor -5
drug dealer -2
firefighter
food processing
Ghost - 2
grave digger
historian
homeless - 24
information broker - 3
IRS
IT - 5
Janitorial -12
Jehovah's witness
Law enforcement - 8
lawyer
librarian - 2
lumberjack
mercenary - 6
military - 4
model
monkey trainer
mortician
Newspaper/magazine writer - 7
Nicolas Cage
nuclear power plant worker
Office worker - 7
online tabloid editor
paparazzi
paperclip designer
pie man
plumber -2
pole dancer
political commentator - 5
politician -3
private investigator - 2
prostitute -2
railway worker
rebel -2
reporter
Restaurant owner
restaurant worker - 2
retired - 6
Scientist - 3
serial killer -6
Shop owner -15
Shop worker -6
Sky diver
sky pirate
stalker- 3
street performer
student - 3
superhero - 15
surveillance
Tattoo artist
teacher -4
Theatre performer -2
theatre worker
thief
tour guide
traffic warden
Unemployed/ unspecified/ moocher - 31
vault hunter - 3
Villain - 8
zoo keeper
zombie

Statistics:
Homeless: 8.4%
Unemployment: 19.1%
Criminals: 11.1%
Law Enforcement: 9.1%
I love♥ you I was planning on doing the census but you beat me to it, twice, anyway thanks for saving me of that, you are awesome.

SpectacularWebHead said:
A sandwitch board guy, following around Daystar with every possible relevant sandwitch board and putting it on when what he says corresponds with what it says, gradually dragging him down to the depths of insanity, and destroying the Brovengers from the inside out...

Or Batman.
I'm sorry Mr. Webhead, but you can't be Batman, the only spot left is Aquaman[footnote]The Super Friends version not the cool one.[/footnote], since there are so many superheroes only lame ones can be added now.

[sup][sup][sup]I'm just joking[/sup][/sup][/sup]
GODAMMIT I TRUSTED YOU! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR CENSUS! *Fires random Plasma cutter*


Oh, actually I'll be an engineer. That could work.
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
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SpectacularWebHead said:
GODAMMIT I TRUSTED YOU! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR CENSUS! *Fires random Plasma cutter*


Oh, actually I'll be an engineer. That could work.
Oh ok that's a nice job and useful.
[sub][sub]Just don't point that thing at me...
[sub]Seriously, what are you doing?[/sub][/sub][/sub]
STOP!
 

stoddapb

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Mar 23, 2011
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Kaleion said:
Mmm zombie cookies, my favorite.

Census Update

Escaptopia Census (as of post: 370)

Total Population: 299

actor -2
air-conditioner repairman
Alien
animal shelter
archeologist
architect - 2
artist- 2
assassin -2
Author -7
barber
bartender - 2
blacksmith
brothel owner
bus driver
cab driver
census taker
chef
clergy - 5
Comedian -3
commander Shepard
construction - 2
counselor
criminal- 5
diplomat -2
DJ -2
Doctor -5
drug dealer -2
engineer
firefighter
food processing
Ghost - 2
grave digger
historian
homeless - 24
information broker - 3
IRS
IT - 6
Janitorial -12
Jehovah's witness
Law enforcement - 8
lawyer - 2
librarian - 2
lumberjack
mercenary - 6
military - 4
model
monkey trainer
mortician
Newspaper/magazine writer - 7
Nicolas Cage
nuclear power plant worker
Office worker - 7
online tabloid editor
paparazzi
paperclip designer
pie man
plumber -2
poet
pole dancer
political commentator - 5
politician -3
private investigator - 2
prostitute -2
railway worker
rebel -2
reporter
Restaurant owner
restaurant worker - 2
retired ? 6
rock-star
Scientist ? 3
search and rescue
serial killer -6
Shop owner -16
Shop worker -6
Sky diver
sky pirate
stalker- 3
street performer
student - 3
superhero - 16
surveillance
Tattoo artist
teacher -4
Theater performer -2
theater worker
thief
tour guide
traffic warden
Unemployed/ unspecified/ moocher - 31
vault hunter - 3
Villain - 8
zoo keeper
zombie

Statistics:
Homeless: 8% (24)
Unemployment: 18.4% (55)
Criminals: 10.7% (32)
Law Enforcement: 9% (27)
 

Li Mu

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Oct 17, 2011
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I'd be unemployed just like in the real world. Or are we assuming that Escapist City isn't suffering from the economic downturn which is affecting the rest of the world?

But if I could chose a job I would probably be the propaganda minister for the Escapist Government.