If the Escapist was a city?

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Da Joz

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I would be the creepy guy that always makes you listen to his long winded and crazy stories.
 

Disaster Button

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miriahofthewind said:
Disaster Button said:
If the Escapist were a city, it would be Zion.
You mean a holy and beloved city or a city that's constantly warred on and claimed by multiple factions?
It could be both.

..but I was thinking a city that is the last bastion of all that is good in the internet.
 

abaeran

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This city would have a population concentrated with the most heroes (and possibly budding villains, having turned their backs on the well-trodden paths of light) ever imagined. Just think of how many hours (experience points!) we have spent, be it with gun, wand, or lightsaber in hand....
 

BlackStar42

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MurderousToaster said:
Well, the mods would carry guns. And instead of kicking out trolls, they'd just shoot them in the face.

It would be a paradise of happiness, laughter and sexiness.

Where did the sexiness come from? I have no damn clue.

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] wouldn't be allowed to stay.
Hey! I- Oh, I see what you did there.
 

Deleric

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I'd be the douchebag who creates an internet site about trying to Escape from Escapist city.
 

RabidusUnus

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It'd be Rapture.
Think about it, what does the Escapist hate?
Stupid laws, stupid politicians, rules that serve no purpose etc.
What does Rapture not have?
All of the above.

Well, we'd make sure whoever is in charge would stay sane, and we would NOT have Adam/Eve. Shit just ruins everything.
And we'll also find a way to make skyscrapers work underwater. Because fuck you, physics.
 

Dedtoo

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MurderousToaster said:
Well, the mods would carry guns. And instead of kicking out trolls, they'd just shoot them in the face.

It would be a paradise of happiness, laughter and sexiness.

Where did the sexiness come from? I have no damn clue.

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] wouldn't be allowed to stay.
Why not? Is it my teeth?
 

oppp7

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I'd be the crazy guy who talks to himself.
Edit: Well, actually, that's what I do now...
 

Berserker119

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Realistically, it would be Liberty City, except everyone would be the player character. Unfortunately, that means we're all going to die. except maybe our local Sauron. he would have to be there for a sequel.
 

DSEZ

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well i would prolly be a poor bum how i am now in real life

jk i would prolly open up a martial arts school for anyone who wants to learn
 

Blatherscythe

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Dedtoo said:
MurderousToaster said:
Well, the mods would carry guns. And instead of kicking out trolls, they'd just shoot them in the face.

It would be a paradise of happiness, laughter and sexiness.

Where did the sexiness come from? I have no damn clue.

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] wouldn't be allowed to stay.
Why not? Is it my teeth?
You obviously haven't experianced this before (if you know what this is and are just joking then I'm sorry). "This Guy" just redirects you back to your profile, it has been about hundred times and has gotten pretty old from my point of view.
 

zHellas

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Blatherscythe said:
Dedtoo said:
MurderousToaster said:
Well, the mods would carry guns. And instead of kicking out trolls, they'd just shoot them in the face.

It would be a paradise of happiness, laughter and sexiness.

Where did the sexiness come from? I have no damn clue.

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] wouldn't be allowed to stay.
Why not? Is it my teeth?
You obviously haven't experianced this before (if you know what this is and are just joking then I'm sorry). "This Guy" just redirects you back to your profile, it has been about hundred times and has gotten pretty old from my point of view.
It was my first time, too. At first I thought, 'Holy shit, people actually know me! But why not me? What have I done?' but after a bit I got the joke.
 

CopperBoom

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Blatherscythe said:
Dedtoo said:
MurderousToaster said:
Well, the mods would carry guns. And instead of kicking out trolls, they'd just shoot them in the face.

It would be a paradise of happiness, laughter and sexiness.

Where did the sexiness come from? I have no damn clue.

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] wouldn't be allowed to stay.
Why not? Is it my teeth?
You obviously haven't experianced this before (if you know what this is and are just joking then I'm sorry). "This Guy" just redirects you back to your profile, it has been about hundred times and has gotten pretty old from my point of view.
I know, what is up with the sudden rise of this?
Has it not been ground up already of all nutrients.
 

tikian12

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I wouldn't live there. Near by but not in the city. I'd be too afraid that something bad would happen to me. like a shooting or elite beat agents following me....