If The Escapist Was a High School...

[soren7550]

I don't see my role being any different from the one I had in high school (in other words, the social retard loner that will one day snap and go psycho).

 

[Pandalisk]

All right, that's it, i'm trapping all of you lot into a single locker, line up 'Scapists.

 

[Rastien]

-Snip-

Who on this site would be the football stars? XD

Well i played county rugby... so i guess that's vaguely equal to American football :/ but it's alot more free flowing and not solely revolving around the set piece as much fun as it is to watch i prefer playing a free flowing game rather than stop start.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'd be the guy living on the rooftop, occasionally making my way down the staircase to poke any passing students with a stick.

 

[Rowan93]

Since I discovered reddit about three months ago, I've avoided this forum a lot of the time, only checking up occasionally and usually not posting because it usually seems terrible.

So, the analogous high school position is, I'm at uni. Which I am, coincidentally.

 

[Andy Shandy]

With my avatar it's obvious, I'm part of the (in)famous study group!

Also eventaully, a repairman/janitor.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The forums have been a bore recently and I haven't seen one of these goofy threads in awhile, so here we go!

If The Escapist was a high school where would you figure into it? Would you be a naive freshman, the lead football star (USA! USA!), the school psychologist or perhaps the janitor? Would you be a player, have a high school sweetheart or be forever alone? What kind of clique would you fit into and who would you consider to be your enemies/rivals? There are a million ways you could describe yourself in this theoretical situation, so I won't even try to list them all off here. Have fun!

Suppose I'll go first... I'd probably be one of those class clowns that most teachers don't actually mind all that much. I'd be in the market for a rebound (or several) as I would likely run against Daystar for class president after a nasty breakup we'd obviously have to go through. As for a clique... I'd probably be a drifter who plays D&D with the nerds at lunch, but enjoys small talk with the cheerleaders after a game.

I'd act very confident and awesome in front of my fellow students, but in reality I'd be somewhat insecure about how others view me and sneak away to the councilor's office frequently to get some sound advice. I'd always campaign to make every school event cat-themed. Also, if I lost the prom king vote I'd probably steal the mic from the principal and start berating everyone for their insolence!

This is all kinds of freakin' weird

OT: Not a clue, probably some guy who just hangs around, cracking jokes all day and getting nothing done

 

[Mr Fixit]

I'd probably be on the football team, since I like playing it anyway. I was the go to guy if someone had a problem, everyone wanted my advice, but no one took it.

 

[Souplex]

Why; the God-Emperor of the school of course.
What do you mean schools don't have God-Emperors?
What kind of weird school did you guys go to?

 

[JoJo]

I'd be the creepy guy who seems to like hanging around the school gates a little too much.

So the shades are used to conceal your identity as a "Big Daddy"?

You got the right idea *puts on backwards cap* Yo I'm just one of radical older kids dawg, now get in the van.

 

[Quaxar]

I think everyone here would be in the "nerds" group

You are entering an area in the vicinity adjacent to a location. A high school filled with monsters or maybe nerds. The second one. A place where the outcast are the rulers and sexy cheerleaders dance in D&D bathroom breaks while the footballers practice field goals in the damp basement.
Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.

Too much Futurama if there was such a thing...

 

[shrekfan246]

I'd be the creepy guy who seems to like hanging around the school gates a little too much.

So the shades are used to conceal your identity as a "Big Daddy"?

You got the right idea *puts on backwards cap* Yo I'm just one of radical older kids dawg, now get in the van.

He said he would give me candy if I got in the van! But it wasn't candy! D:

 

[Marter]

I'm the guy who should have graduated a while back but "failed" so as to allow myself the chance to finish something I've started.

I'm also a hall monitor. Because.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I'd be the guy that people recognize by my face, but you forget me the minute you walk away. I'm just there, but I don't have an impact.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I usual I would be the quiet loner type who just lurk about.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I'd be the Neutralist, same as I was in high school. I'd get along with everyone, make friends with a variety of people, share many interests that span from sports, music, writing, reading, etc., participate in clubs and other school activities, and generally make the most out of the time that I'm there.

One thing that would be more present now than during my high school years is that I would approach more women and generally attempt to get a relationship going with a woman that I am generally interested in.

 

[Fappy]

I think I might be the principal...

Spoiler: le sigh.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I think I might be the principal...

Spoiler: le sigh.

Principal Nasrin?

More like Principal Naslame! >

*runs away*

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